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Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter #389”

Banners, banter, beginner’s guide, blocky, consortiums, Counterside, Courageous, CS24GARDEN, CS24PROSPERITY, csg, Event, gear guide, Global, HildFriends, LANIHALLOWEEN, Memories, Minecraft, Prestissimo, promo codes, raid gear, reroll guide, Resources, RosariaPits, Server, shop guide, trimming gear, units

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and units!

Join now and get 50 free recruits to start off your adventure. And don’t forget to claim the passcode “Fatima” for exclusive rewards!

But wait, there’s more! Our SSR units include Lee Yumi, Chinatsu, Sky, Lulu, Luna, and Sanae – all ready to kick some blocky butt. And if that’s not enough, we have ASSR units like Felix, Mavka, Joo Shiyoon, and Replacer Queen to add some spice to your gameplay.

Need resources? We got you covered with our handy guides and spreadsheets for all your raiding and trimming needs. Plus, join one of our global consortiums like HildFriends, Prestissimo, or RosariaPits for some extra fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

Limbust Company General – Minecraft SMP #2168

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FAQs, fell bullet yi sang, general, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, limbus company, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Meursault, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Rodion, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, Target Extraction, The Princess of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	139	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where the mirror dungeons are filled with crazy mobs and the refraction railway line will take you on a wild ride through the Masquerade!

But that’s not all, we’ve got target extractions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Take down the Princess of La Manchaland and Fell Bullet Yi Sang before they wreak havoc on the server. And don’t forget about our upcoming extraction of Meursault – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we’ve got a tutorial that will blow your mind. And if you’re a fan of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, then you’re in for a treat – expect spoilers galore!

Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates.

But most importantly, join us because… well, just take your damn meds and stop baiting! Trust us, it’ll all make sense once you’re in the game. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

Chickens & Suburb Girls Minecraft Server

Adventure, Agreement, chickens, countryside vibes, Deal, Departure, Escape, farm animals, foodie girl, freedom, fresh start, Girls, Goodbye, leaving town, Minecraft, moving on, Négotiation, new beginnings, Relocation, Rural life, Server, suburb, suburb life, suburban-living

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4277
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server has everything you need and more!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a suburb foid girl who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with danger and excitement. But that’s not all, she also has a bunch of chickens that will follow you around and lay golden eggs for you to collect.

Rumor has it that if you can gather enough golden eggs, the foid girl will grant you three wishes! Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want a chicken-themed castle to rule over? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the foid girl and her chickens show you a whole new world of Minecraft madness!

Simple Windows SMP Easier Minecraft

Business Success, Company, corporate responsibility, DEI, Diversity, easier, efficiency, employee engagement, equity, inclusion, innovation, Minecraft, operating system, organizational culture, productivity, Simple, smp, software, Technology, user-friendly, windows, windows 7, Workplace

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with twists and turns at every corner.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by our mischievous admins, who have been known to turn players into chickens or cover their bases in pink wool. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

We also have epic events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the TNT traps along the way!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the mountain is guarded by a fierce dragon who demands a toll of cookies for safe passage.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, if you dare!

Project of the Day

1.16, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, non-pvp, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Attention all miners!

Well, do we have just the server for you! Introducing PROJECT OF THE DAY!!! Here you can have as many friends as you want, build without restriction, and avoid people griefing your base like there’s no tomorrow, today! Project Of The day – Number 1 rule, Enjoy!

potd.monster

PrimalMC

admin shops, Adventurers Guild, Brazzar Shops Mod, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Land claiming, Lands Mod, new bosses, Player Shops, PRG Discord, PrimalMC, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, V.I.P Kits, V.I.P Shops, Vanilla, World Structures

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

54.39.68.146:2301

Pixel Plantation Minecraft Server

action, animation quality, Anime, badly animated, Character development, children, confusion, Delico’s Nursery, fanservice, fight scene, Intrigue, lack of intrigue, lack of plot, Married men, Minecraft, non-existent plot, PIXEL, Plantation, Plot, Server, storytelling, Straight.., Yaoi bait

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.

Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.

So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!

Cuddle Minecraft SMP Hook Up

Body, Boundaries, comfort, Companionship, consent, CUDDLE, Curiosity, dry humping, emotional connection, Experience, Exploration, female friend, friendship, hook, hook up, Intimacy, Kissing, lonely, making out, Minecraft, physical touch, platonic relationship, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some spicy action! Join us for a chance to cuddle, make out, and even dry hump with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy virtual romance instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to experience love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s get cozy together!

MidnightGaming

BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, dynamic, Earn, Economy, entrepreneurial spirit, Farmer, financial empire, Gaming, marketplace, MCMMO, MidnightGaming, Minecraft, miner, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Trade, trader.., trading economy, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchantments Applied:	298
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Dive into a dynamic, player-driven trading economy where your entrepreneurial spirit can thrive. Whether you’re a miner, farmer, trader, or builder, there’s a place for you in our bustling marketplace. Earn, trade, and build your way to the top while collaborating with others in a vibrant community. Join us today and create your own financial empire in the world of Minecraft!

midnight.slimeservers.com:25609

Crafty Know-It-Alls Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, arab world, Crafty, culture, current, Egyptian, emir, fact, Government, heritage, History, INTERESTING, Islamic, KnowItAlls, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, Politics, Royalty, Ruler, Server, Trivia, world affairs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Join our Minecraft server where an Egyptian pharaoh has taken over as the emir of Afghanistan! Witness the chaos as pyramids are built next to the Hindu Kush mountains and camels roam the streets of Kabul. Who knew Minecraft could be this historically inaccurate and hilarious? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about world history!