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CraftyOrthodoxTreason

BETRAYAL, Charged, church leader, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyOrthodoxTreason, criminal case, eastern europe, Ex-MP, indictment, leader, legal charges, Politics, religious conflict, religious leader, russia, Russia-affiliated, scandal, Treason, Ukraine, Ukrainian Orthodox Church

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7536	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!

Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, Struggle

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Crops Grown:	2425
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!

ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	253	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

1.21.2, BIZARRE, confusion, crown, Curiosity, Enigma, fashion, head accessory, head adornment, head covering, head decoration, head mystery, Headgear, Headwear, Joey, joey’s head, Joeys, Mystery, mystic, ODDITY, question.., Realm, strange object, unknown, weird

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	6232	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7503
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	775285
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!

Good SteveningCraft

colleagues, Communication, Conversation, Etiquette, Evening, Friends, funny, Good, Greeting, humor, inside joke, Online Community, reddit, Resist, restraint, self-control, Social, steve, Stevening, SteveningCraft, temptation, urge

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!

NavalnyCraft: Jailbreak Edition

activism, alexei navalny, authoritarian regime, civil rights, Corruption, Edition, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Jailbreak, Jails, justice system, Lawyers, legal defense, Legal System, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, political activism, political persecution, protest, Rule of Law, russia

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9410	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more drama than russia jails lawyers who acted for late opposition leader alexei navalny! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through our insane challenges and quests.

we’ve got more twists and turns than a russian conspiracy theory, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society plotting against the government.

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs russia when you can have all the excitement right here on our server?

Melting Iceberg Madness

arctic ice, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, environmental catastrophe, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Greenland Ice Sheet, ice loss, ice melt, iceberg, madness, melting, melting ice, ocean levels, polar ice caps, rising sea levels, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	199	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	4420

join our epic minecraft server and help us save the world from the evil greenland ice sheet! if we don’t stop it, the whole world will flood and we’ll all have to swim to school! but fear not, because on our server, you can build giant fans to cool down the ice sheet and prevent the apocalypse. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet penguin to help you on your quest! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world together!