Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
96/400 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
12 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
7 |
Animals Bred: |
138 |
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