chaise longue – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

WifeAggroCraft

Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Empathy, family dynamics, family time, flexibility, last minute plans, lunch, misunderstanding, parenting, picking up kids, rearranging plans, responsibilities, Spouse, Support, Understanding, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, working parents

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never mess up your plans like this guy’s wife did! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We won’t get mad if you bring your child home early – in fact, we encourage it! Family time is important, even in the virtual world. 2. Our community is full of understanding and supportive players who will never make you feel like the bad guy for doing something nice for your family. 3. We promise that our server will never mess up your plans, unless you count getting addicted to playing Minecraft as a plan.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. See you in the game!

FartCraft: The Mystery of the Non-Stinky Rips

biology, digestion, DURATION, Explanation, fart, FartCraft, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal, humor, INCONSISTENCY, Mystery, Myth, NonStinky, odor, Phenomenon, question.., RIPS, room, Science, smell, stink

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the farts are just as mysterious as the creepers! Join us for a gassy good time as we explore the wonders of flatulence in the world of blocks and pixels.

On our server, you’ll find that every fart bubble has its own unique scent, from rotten eggs to lavender fields. But beware, some farts are so potent they can clear an entire room in seconds! Will you be able to survive the stink?

But fear not, for we also have magical fart spells that can be used to prank your friends or fend off enemies. Imagine casting a spell that turns your opponent’s armor into a skunk’s tail – now that’s some powerful gas!

So come join us on our server and let’s see who can rip the longest, loudest, and smelliest fart in all of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your gas mask and a sense of humor – things are about to get stinky!

KharkivCraft: Russian Strike Surrounded

Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, frontline report, international news, Kharkiv front, KharkivCraft, military blockade, military confrontation, military deployment, military encirclement, military forces, military intelligence, military maneuvers, Military operations, military standoff, military strategy, Russian, Russian strike force, strike, Surrounded, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian military, War

LOL, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of epic battles like the Ukrainian military encircling the main Russian strike force on the Kharkiv front? well, now u can! join our server and be a part of the action as u fight for ur life against enemy mobs and build ur own epic base to defend against the craziness. trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

EarBandageCraft

accident, Bandage, ear bandage, ear injury, ear pain, EarBandageCraft, health, Healthcare, injury management, injury recovery, legitimate injury, Medical, medical bandage, medical care, medical emergency, Medical Treatment, Pain, Recovery, right ear, Treatment, WORST

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a crazy right ear injury that requires a bandage! Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry, ’cause on our server, we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and the most random injuries you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs boring old mining when you can be dodging bandages left and right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough bandages, you unlock a secret level where you ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right.

So, come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the Bandage King of Minecraft. It’s a title no one asked for, but hey, someone’s gotta wear the crown, right?

EcoCraft – 1.20.6 – Survival – Land Claiming – MCMMO – Economy – SilkSpawners – BETA

Beta, Claims, Crates, Economy, Free Ranks, Freeranks, java, Land claiming, leaderboard, Leaderboards, MCMMO, PvE, Ranks, Rtp, Server Shop, Silkspawners, Survival

EcoCraft – 1.20.6 – Survival – Land Claiming – MCMMO – Economy – SilkSpawners

Currently in more of a BETA stage of the server. Testing what’s been made so far whilst I work out some problems. Please bare with me 🙂

We are a new server focusing on survival PVE gameplay. We have a variety of features to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. I’m a new server owner with little experience so bare with any bugs as I will fix them as fast as I can.

What we offer:– MCMMO– Land Claiming– Silk Spawners– Server shop / economy– Free ranks with /rankup– Crates – all available from gameplay with equal odds on EVERY prize!– Leaderboard – for the more competitive among us

EcoCraft.mcplay.fun

HighCraft: Where chaos reigns, rules are made up, and PVP is the name of the game! Vanish into the 250×250 block survival madness!

250×250, Ambush, BLOCK, bugs, Builder, Chaos, Community, Discord, Factions, Game, gameplay, Greifing, HighCraft, killing, Launch, leader, lone wolf, madness, Management, Map Reset, Numbers, power, PvP, REIGNS, rules, server specifications, Survival, vanish, War

High Craft

Overview

High Craft is a faction-based survival server where players are confined to a small yet ever-expanding map and have to build power through numbers.

Gameplay Expectations

Start with one person and expand.
Numbers is power, recruit others to join your ever-increasing reign.
Receive benefits for having among the highest player counts in a single faction.
Don’t wish to be a leader? Join any faction you seem fit.
More of a lone wolf? Decide to go solo and become a power of your own.
Tired of players hiding thousands of blocks from spawn? Free will encloses the map to a small border, forcing player interactions.
Enjoy PVP? Declare war on other factions or even ambush others.
Rather just build? Seek refuge on the outskirts of the map and live your builder life.
Tired of the same map? Map resets every few weeks, giving new players a chance to survive while keeping veterans on the edge of their seat.
Never truly safe… No rules against griefing and killing, be safe.

History

High Craft originates from 2023, when our owner believed that no server had provided a genuine survival-PVP experience for its players. From this, the idea of an enclosed border, forcing interactions between players, had been born, marking the beginning of High Craft.

Join the Server

IP: highcraft.hosting.ethera.net

Version: Java – 1.20.6

Plugins: AntiCombatLog, Citizens, ClansLite, Discord-Linker, DiscordSRV, Essentials, FreedomChat, ImageFrame, ItemEdit, LuckPerms, bStats, OpenInv, PlaceholderAPI, ProtocolLib, Skript, SuperVanish, TAB, Vault, VeinMiner, ViaBackwards, ViaRewind, ViaVersion, WorldEdit, WorldGuard

Join the Community

DISCORD SERVER

Join the discord to receive updates on the launch of the server!

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

body image issues, body positivity, chin fat, dating app goals, dieting struggles, emotional eating, fitness goals, healthy lifestyle, healthy living goals, Minecraft, online weight loss partner, personal growth, reaching fitness goals, self improvement, Server, SlimCraft, support system, unhealthy eating habits, weight loss community, weight loss journey, weight loss journey support, weight loss motivation, weight loss plateau

Looking to level up your Minecraft skills and your looks at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to shed those extra pounds and gain some serious muscle mass.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you running, jumping, and fighting your way to a new level of fitness. Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options to keep you on track, so say goodbye to those tempting cookies and sugary snacks.

And who knows, you might even find your perfect match in our virtual realm. With your new and improved physique, you’ll be turning heads left and right. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior and heartthrob.

Hate-Free Haven Minecraft Server

Assumptions, Beliefs, BIAS, browner, discrimination, Empathy, exclusion, firstie anons, hate, Hatefree, Haven, Insecurities, marginalized communities, Minecraft, misconceptions, poorer, prejudice, self-perception, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes, Suffering, Understanding

Are you tired of being judged by firstie anons on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we only accept players who have been rejected by the cool kids! That’s right, if you’ve ever felt like an outcast, this is the place for you.

Join our server and experience a world where being different is celebrated! Our community is made up of misfits, weirdos, and all-around awesome people who have been shunned by the mainstream Minecraft crowd. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon and take over the Minecraft world. Will you join their cause and help them achieve their woolly revolution? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

SILdairyFreeDrama

allergic, contributing, dairy allergies, dairy free, dairy free desserts, dairy free food, dairy free options, dairy free sides, dairy free snack, dairy optional, dessert options, family meals, financially struggling, Hosting, main dishes, picky eater, self-oriented, SILdairyFreeDrama, Small children, vegan cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cater to all your dietary needs just like OP tries to cater to their picky SIL! Join us if you’re allergic to diamonds – we’ll make sure to only give you iron. Our server is perfect for those who love to criticize everything, just like SIL does with dairy-free desserts. Don’t worry about contributing anything, just like SIL never brings food to family meals – we got you covered! And if you’re a flake, no problem – we never know when you’ll show up either! So come join us on this wild adventure of trying to please everyone, even if it means giving up on always thinking of dairy-free sides and desserts. See you there!

LaughCrafted

Oh, honey, my laugh is like a rare diamond – unique, precious, and worth more than your entire Minecraft inventory! And on our server, we welcome all types of laughs, from snorts to cackles to wheezes. So come join us and let your laughter shine brighter than a beacon in the night sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of enchanted llamas who will protect you from any haters with their fierce spit attacks. So laugh on, my friend, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, llamas, and limitless fun!