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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2579 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1059 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!