Chair Simulator Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5054

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	9291	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	126
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3137	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Farms Harvested:	894	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2095
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Buildings Constructed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

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❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5153	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Votes:	7038
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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