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EarCraft: Implant Edition

Artificial Intelligence, audio technology, auditory enhancement, auditory processing, brain implant, cognitive enhancement, EarCraft, Edition, Future, hearing range, Implant, innovation, invention, medical breakthrough, Music (Industry), music producers, neurology, neuroscience, revolution, sensory augmentation, sensory perception, sound engineering, Technology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7069
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! you can ride them into battle against evil zombie chickens and giant flying squids! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their sick dance moves! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

CryoKushCraft: Cool Cervicitis Relief!

adverse reactions, Alternative Medicine, cervical health, Cervicitis, Chinese medicine, chronic cervicitis, clinical efficacy, CO2 cryotherapy, combined treatment, Cool, CryoKushCraft, Cryotherapy, gynecological conditions, holistic approach., Kushen gel, Medical research, Medical Treatment, natural remedies, new study, non-invasive treatment, Relief, therapeutic effect, traditional therapy, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

So, like, you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s, like, totally out of this world? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where CO2 cryotherapy meets Kushen gel for chronic cervicitis. It’s like, so clinical and stuff, with, like, few adverse reactions and stuff. And get this, the combined treatment of CO2 cryotherapy with Kushen gel, like, enhances the therapeutic effect to a whole new level!

Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure where you can explore the wonders of CO2 cryotherapy and Kushen gel while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like, totally mind-blowing and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and hacks are as welcome as a creeper at a party!

1.20.4, Anarchy, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Creative, creeper, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Hacks, Minigames, multiplayer, no limits, No Rules, Party, Playground, PvP, REIGNS, Survival, survival server, TEAM, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

A Classic Anarchy With No Plugins
IP: play.mcvpg.org
Version: 1.20.4
Discord to find a team: discord.mcvpg.org
Classical survival on modern version that been up for 3 years. You can grief, explore, build with friends, ANYTHING!

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, this is a classic anarchy server where players can grief, explore, and build freely without any restrictions.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: No, this server is plugin-free, providing a pure Minecraft experience.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been up for 3 years, offering a stable and established community.

Q: Can I team up with other players on the server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server to find a team and collaborate with other players.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?

A: The server supports version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

BetterLife Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BetterLife, brighter days ahead, encouragement, FAITH, growth, healing, Hope, life will get better, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, optimism, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, progress, resilience, self improvement, Server, strength, Support

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	2400	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Emeralds Found:	5242
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs fly and the chickens do the cha-cha. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re sipping on potions with your best buds in no time.

So why wait? Join us today and let’s build a blocky empire together. And remember, no matter how tough things get in the game, just know that life will get better. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll actually be able to share that drink together, anon. Cheers to that!

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

accomplishment, action RPG, boss fight, Challenging, Difficult, elden ring, EldenCraft, Epic, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, HARD, INTENSE, long tail tag, Minecraft, Miyazaki, perseverance, rage inducing, Server, Soulsborne, TOUGH, Victory, video game

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	158	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Elden Ring? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can beat the toughest bosses with just a flick of your wrist! We have enchanted weapons that make you feel like a god, and armor that turns you into an unstoppable force of nature. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to easy victories!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, mythical creatures to battle, and even a hidden realm where you can ride on the backs of dragons. Who needs Elden Ring when you can conquer our server with ease?

So come on, don’t be a wretched noob. Join our Minecraft server today and show everyone who the real boss is!

CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2159
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

aging, blocks, FortyCraft, socks

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

PixelPervsNoMore

cannot be tolerated, cooperation, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Military, military bases, military discipline, military personnel, PixelPervsNoMore, sex crimes, sexual assault, us forces, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyActorsGuild

acting skills, amazing liars, Authenticity, believable characters, character portrayal, CONVINCING, CraftyActorsGuild, Deception, dramatic, emotional depth, Great actors, Hollywood, method acting, movie industry, must be, Performance, role playing, skilled performers, stage presence, talent, Theater

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.