#chainsawmanaddon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

Adventures, Builder, coffee, community-driven, Crafting, Dream Base, Edition, epic quests, Explore, Friend, gameplay features, Headaches, java, Latest Version, Memories, Minecraft, Plugins, required, Resources, Semi Vanilla, SemiBland, server ip, Survival, teamVHQ, unforgettable, virtual, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Animals Bred:	89
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

athlete, athletic performance, competitive sports, favorite athlete, favorite player, Legends, Minecraft, Server, sports, sports fandom, sports team, Sportsmanship, team camaraderie, team player, team spirit, team sports, Volleyball, volleyball competition, Volleyball game, volleyball match, volleyball player, volleyball season, volleyball skills, volleyball team

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magic Items Found:	1823
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	104149

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

background checks, Career Advice, dropout, dropped out, entry level, entry level jobs, gaps in resume, HIGH, high school, job experience, job hunting, job interviews, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, lying on resume, microsoft excel, Minecraft, office position, online courses, Promotion, resume tips, School, smp, wagey

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

aita, calling out, christian hypocrisy, Christian values, confronting relatives, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial struggles, generational wealth, Inheritance, living situation, Money Matters, moral judgment., personal values, religious beliefs, thief, unchristian, uncle, UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL, wedding costs

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	118
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

CraftyWebLinks

CraftyWebLinks, helpful websites, internet resources, Online platforms, Online Tools, Recommendations, useful websites, web resources, website collection, website database, website directory, website discovery, website guide, website index, website list, website recommendations, website reviews, website roundup, website showcase, website suggestions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyPutins, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, Geopolitics, global economy, global oil prices, international relations, market volatility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil market, oil production, oil trade, OPEC, political tensions, putin, russia, sanctions, Saudis, Server, War Economy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, Hope, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, persecution, refugee, Relief, rescue, survivor, war zone, WOMAN, Yazidi

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Crops Grown:	6149
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9857	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.