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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2047	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ores Mined:	4245	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	967
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

BrideCraftHairHide

bridal party, bridal price, bridal services, bridal treatment, bride surcharge, bride tax, BrideCraftHairHide, bun updo, extra cost, hair styling services, last moment, price gouging, professional hair services, professional hairstyle, retroactive fee, salon appointment, social media discovery, tip, venue’s instagram, wedding day, wedding guest services

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Animals Bred:	148	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, bedroom behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP, Desires, fantasies, Intimacy, love making, Men, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual frustration, turn-offs, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	187	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!