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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3818 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 22 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
haha so like this server is the bomb diggity, just like biden telling netanyahu to chill with the war and stuff. we got so much craziness happening, you won’t even believe it. like, there’s this secret underground base where all the chickens are actually aliens plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the giant talking mushrooms that give out free diamonds if you tell them a good joke.
oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. plus, our community is like a big happy family, except uncle bob keeps blowing up everyone’s houses with tnt. but it’s all in good fun, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. who needs a ceasefire when you can have this much chaos and fun? let’s goooooo!
