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18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

#youtube, attraction, Boundaries, Choices, Communication, Connection, consent, Crafty, CREEPERS, DATING, Decision making, desire, emotions, feelings, Intimacy, love, mobs, Partners, Preferences, relationships, romance, sex, Video

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	115
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

PeggedCraft: Where Girls Rule and Boys Drool

BDSM, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, consent, Desires, Dominant, Domination, Drool, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Girls, Intimacy, kink, Open-mindedness, PeggedCraft, pegging, relationships, rule, sexual exploration, submissive, taboo, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of searching for a girl who will dominate you and peg you in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of dominant ladies ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies! From building dungeons to role-playing as your mistress, you’ll never be bored on our server. Join now and let the pegging begin!

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, beauties, blocky, Colorful, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, japanese animation, madness, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation, TUESDAY, Wandafuru

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

Baltic Sea, base, Beautiful landscapes, Central Europe, CREEPERS, culture, Dance, Dobry, DZIEŃ, eastern europe, european union, Historical landmarks, History, Krakow, medieval architecture, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polka, Schengen Zone, slavic, tourism, traditional cuisine, travel, villagers, Vistula River, Warsaw

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

Addictive, Adventure, classic, Community, Edition, Enjoyed, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, private servers, Retail, role playing, Talk me out of it, World of Warcraft, wotlk, wow

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Potions Brewed:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	63	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!