CFTools Cloud Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	3705

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

anger, controversial, Expression, first, Frustration, funny, Hear, image, internet, long tail, meme, Meme culture, Mind, Minecraft, phrase, punchable face, PunchablePixel, reaction, smp, social media, Tag, violence, viral

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3036
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

BlockParty101

BlockParty101, party behavior, party conduct, party courtesy, party culture, party customs, party decorum, party dos and don’ts, party etiquette, party expectations, party guidelines, party manners, party norms, party protocol, party rules, party tips, party traditions, partying, social etiquette, unwritten rules

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

Minecraft IQ Booze Club

abstaining, alcohol consumption, Behavior, booze, club, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., correlation, educational attainment, heavy drinkers, high school, intelligence, iq, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, moderate drinkers, participants, Predictive.., research, social factors, study, substance abuse

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

BashyBashy

Bedwars, Minecraft Gaming Minigames Java Anticheat Discord Community Multiplayer Creative Survival PvP Adventure Mods Redstone Building Exploration Farming Crafting Roleplaying Competitions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

play.bashybashy.com:25577

Sugar Life Minecraft Server

Anime, Dark, Disturbing, Drama, emotional, happy sugar life, Horror, INTENSE, Life, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Obsession, Psychological, Recommendation, relationships, Server, SIMILAR, Sugar, Suspense, taboo, Thriller, trouble finding, Twisted

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ores Mined:	3979
Potions Brewed:	80	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, aspies, Aspiring, Audience, Brave Group, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, helpful resources, hololive en, Kdenlive, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, Shenanigans, smp, Startup, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editing, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan

BELIEF, cosmic purpose, Creation, destiny, divine plan, eternal question, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Gods, Higher power, Humanity, meaning of life, MinecraftMystery, philosophy, Plan, purpose, Religion, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, theology, ultimate truth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why God created us? Well, on our server, you’ll finally get the answers you’ve been looking for! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate reason for our existence in the wacky world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Yes, you heard that right – unlimited diamonds! So come on over and start mining like there’s no tomorrow.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to become his royal advisor (or maybe just his personal egg collector).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while building a giant chicken coop.

Crafty Dyslexic Gamers

cognitive diversity, cognitive strengths, Crafty, disability, Diversity, dyscalculia, dyslexia, dyslexic, Empathy, Gamers, gender, hidden talents, Inclusivity, learning differences, neurodiversity, perceptions, positive impacts, Race, reduced bias, societal perceptions, Strengths, Understanding, Unique abilities

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	132
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we celebrate all da unique brains out dere! if u got dyslexia or dyscalculia, dis da place for u! we don’t judge based on ur disability, race, or gender. we embrace all da quirks and strengths dat come with it!

imagine a world where ur differences are celebrated, where u can be ur true self without fear of judgment. our community is all about inclusivity and positivity, so come join us and let ur unique light shine bright in our pixelated world!

plus, rumor has it dat our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. u never know what kind of crazy antics u might encounter while exploring our virtual world!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the magic of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows, u might just discover dat ur differences are actually ur superpowers in disguise!