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DEI Storie Teim Minecraft SMP

black queer woman, blackrock, CFO, Conspiracy, Consultants, DEI, DEI stories, Dinner, Director, female CEO, firing, grammar, Housing, husband, Minecraft, Ngo, niggers, racist, rapefugee, remote job, Safety, Severance, smp, spelling errors, staff meeting, storie, Teim, trump, wealthy white woman, white males

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	143	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! Imagine a world where the CEO is a poo, the CFO is afraid of white people, and correcting grammar is considered racist. We have consultants who are vegan, directors getting fired for not being black queer women, and a player who conspires their own firing just to get a fat severance check. With outrageous characters and insane stories like these, you won’t want to miss out on the fun! So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever created!

Shadow Burn: Where the only thing semi is our sanity!

base, blocks, Burn, Cheats, data packs, Discord, Dupes, fall damage, hacked clients, Ip:, Items, Loot, Minecraft, Npc, Parkour, PORT, prank, PvP, Quests, sanity, Semi, Server, Shadow, smp, x-ray

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2158	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Overview
– We use basic Data packs for commands like /spawn, home, or shop
– We have Npc’s around the map with changing Lines, and Quests that give rewards.
– If you’re lucky, you might find a parkour tower with loot at the top. While you can’t take fall damage here, you can’t place blocks either.
– Just the basic rule like no hacked clients, cheats, dupes, or x-ray. Other than that, it’s free rein
– There is a no PVP rule unless both sides agree
– If you pull a prank that ends up damaging someone’s base or makes them lose items, you are expected to help replace it.
– We do have a discord server
IP: 78.108.218.58:25565
Port: 25565
Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/avW9J7QX

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacked clients on this server?

A: No, the use of hacked clients, cheats, dupes, or x-ray is not allowed on this server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for PVP?

A: There is a no PVP rule unless both sides agree to engage in PVP.

Q: What should I do if I accidentally damage someone’s base or make them lose items through a prank?

A: If you unintentionally damage someone’s base or cause them to lose items, you are expected to help replace the items or repair the damage.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, we do have a Discord server. You can join using the invite link provided.

Q: Are there any special features on this server?

A: Yes, we have Npc’s around the map with changing lines and quests that offer rewards. You might also come across parkour towers with loot at the top, where you can’t take fall damage.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Zone 384

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than Cutechel NOW EditionFenny! Our server is so epic, it makes the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Join us for our Loverush Party, where you can play monopoly minigames and steal all the diamonds from your friends. Or try out Star Master, the kusoge minigame that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Defiance of Divinity, where you can battle bosses with your friends in epic co-op mode. And be sure to check out our banners featuring weapons like the Nightborne Crown and the Heart Hunter – because who needs a boring old diamond sword when you can have a Blitzing Fangs?

So what are you waiting for? Join Cutechel NOW EditionFenny and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers – they’re the real MVPs of our server.

HighBodycountHottie Minecraft SMP

age gap, bodycount, Communication, DATING, dating preferences, double standards, emotional baggage, experiences, high bodycount, HighBodycountHottie, judgment, Maturity, Minecraft, partner selection, past relationships, personal values, relationships, self worth, sexual history, smp, social stigma, societal norms, trust issues

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Void Gems Collected:	25
Villages Defended:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us and participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a squad of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy poop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

GFVacayDenied – No Funds for Fun

Boundaries, boys trip, Communication, compromise, couples, financial responsibility, Fun, funds, GFVacayDenied, Girls trip, joint account, money management, Partnership, personal finances, relationship, shared funds, solo trips, travel, travel fund, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, vacation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your trust in your partner? Look no further! Join our server where you and your significant other can set up a shared account for in-game travel funds, only to have it used for solo adventures without your knowledge!

Imagine logging in to find out your partner has drained the account for their own solo trips, leaving you questioning your entire relationship. Will they replenish the funds as promised, or will you be left high and dry in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Accusations of control, trust issues, and even cheating may arise as you navigate the treacherous waters of shared accounts in Minecraft. Will you stand your ground and demand separate funds for solo adventures, or will you give in to the chaos and let the virtual drama unfold?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of financial betrayal and relationship drama like never before! Just remember, in this world, trust is a currency that may be worth more than diamonds.

CraftyCreeperRetaliation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Villages Defended:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and blow stuff up? well, on this server, we got the craziest wars and battles goin on. like, one time, this dude built a giant chicken and it started shootin fireballs at everyone. it was wild, man.

also, we got this secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off mobs with diamond swords and enchanted armor. it’s like a whole new world down there, u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, we got those too. u can tame ’em and ride ’em around the server, burnin everything in ur path. it’s epic, bro.

so, if u wanna join the most insane minecraft server out there, come on over. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DementiaCraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Potions Brewed:	183
New Chunks Explored:	308924	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

hey u, ya u, r u tired of losing ur mind? well come join our minecraft server and u wont have to worry bout that no more! we got so much fun stuff to do u wont even remember why u joined in the first place!

we got mini-games that will make u forget ur own name, like spleef where u dig out blocks under ur friends feet and watch them fall to their doom! or try our parkour courses that will have u questioning ur own sanity!

plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u will feel right at home with all the crazies running around. u might even forget u had dementia in the first place!

so come on down to our minecraft server and leave ur worries behind, cuz who needs a functioning brain when u can have this much fun?!

WinCub

Adventure, back, Casual, Claims, Community, Custom Items, discoveries, Economy, exclusive, in game, java, long term, Plugins, Reset, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Survival, Version

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Star Shards Collected:	132	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

IP Java : Wincub.hosterfy.eu Version : 1.21

Welcome to Wincub, a new casual survival server with exclusive custom items and an in-game economy. We value the community and are committed to maintaining the server over time without reset.

The server offers various plugins to improve the player experience, such as /rtp, /sethome, /back and claims.

Join us for a long-term adventure full of discoveries!

wincub.hosterfy.eu

MemsHC the best sandbox server Minecraft

#exciting, Adventures, best, Community, Donations, drinks, Environment, Friendly, Fun, Gadgets, MemsHC, Minecraft, multiplayer, opportunities, Player-focused, Safe, Sandbox, Server, unforgettable

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magic Items Found:	3650
Emeralds Found:	7879	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Votes:	5607	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	172	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Join our exciting Minecraft server, where you will find everything you need for unforgettable adventures! Great gadgets, free donations, various drinks and many other exciting opportunities are waiting for you. We offer a safe and friendly environment for all players. The only thing missing is you, friend! Join and become a part of our community!

95.216.114.205:23824

Lanterncraft: Where lanterns are the real MVPs in a multiplayer world 1.21

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, activities, bedrock player, Discord, friendly community, Griefers, Keeping inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, Lanterns, multiplayer, MVPS, Phone, player-controlled economy, Plugins, PORT, Questline, Quests, real, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, smp, Staff Team, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to Lanterncraft

We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server that offers a variety of activities and plugins for our players. From a resource world to a player-controlled economy and quests, Lanterncraft has something for everyone. Claim your land to protect your builds, enjoy inventory protection upon death, and join our friendly community today!

Server Details:

Platform	Java IP	Bedrock IP & Port	Discord
	play.lanterncraft.net	play.lanterncraft.net:25586	discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

FAQs:

Question: Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Answer: Yes, you can claim your land to prevent others from destroying your builds.
Question: Do you have a questline on the server?	Answer: Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards for completion.
Question: Is inventory protection enabled on the server?	Answer: Yes, keep your inventory upon death so you never lose your gear.
Question: Can Bedrock players join the server?	Answer: Yes, we are crossplay so Bedrock players can join the fun on their phones.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident cat, Mr. Whiskers. Legend has it that Mr. Whiskers once defeated the Ender Dragon single-handedly using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of raw fish. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky time!