cfm Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

SureProofNoProof100%

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, certainty without evidence, Confidence, conviction, deep-seated belief, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, knowledge, personal conviction, steadfast trust, strong conviction, SureProofNoProof100, Trust, unshakeable faith, unwavering belief

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	169
Potions Brewed:	149	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	1862
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Ores Mined:	8862	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Buildings Constructed:	46

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	5999
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	94	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ores Mined:	6985	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?