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CraftyExcusesMC

alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2023	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Animals Bred:	176
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9536
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Villages Defended:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	135735
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	259
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Votes:	4360

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Development, education, emotional intelligence, ESSENTIAL, growth, innovation, knowledge, leadership, learning, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, smp, Time management

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!

SoberCrafters

acceptance, alcohol, Attitudes, Behavior, Choices, Curiosity, Diversity, Drinking, habits, Individuality, influence, judgment, Lifestyle, norms, peer pressure, Perception, Preferences, SoberCrafters, Sobriety, socializing, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Black Sea Fleet, challenge, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, occupation, peninsula, Politics, resistance, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Struggle, Ukraine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	781
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit, it makes Ukraine pushing Russia’s Black Sea Fleet out of Crimea look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!