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HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	72
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Emeralds Found:	1556	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Void Armor Forged:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Emeralds Found:	4002	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Items Found:	6570	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5637	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	216	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!