Cervical Screening MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCervixCure

HPV16, high-grade, HPV infection, cancer prevention vaccine, cancer progression

Hey yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis server is like a therapeutic vaccine for your boring gaming life! We be targeting all dem high-grade noobs and inducing regression in their lame skills.

If left untreated, one-third of dem players gonna progress to ultimate noob status in just 10 years, and half gonna be total losers in 30 years. But fear not, cuz on dis server, at least half of dem players with precancerous noob lesions gonna be able to omit surgery (aka git gud) and all its complications (like rage quitting and throwing controllers).

So come on and join da fun, where we turn noobs into pros and make Minecraft great again! Let’s do dis! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftTherapy

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Vaginal Microbe Madness

Cancer prevention, microbiome analysis, cervical health, cervical cancer, HPV vaccination

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

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MysticCraftRealm 1.20.4

Yumejoshi, numberfags, Stars, MysticCraftRealm, self-shill

Yo, bros and broettes! This server is like the ultimate kawaii paradise for all you Minecraft lovers out there. We got all the waifus and husbandos you could ever dream of, and guess what? If your dude is cute enough, he’s totally welcome here!

Oh, and don’t even worry about showing love for your oshi or getting all buddy-buddy with BFE and gosling. We’re all about that wholesome love here, no judgment zone, baby!

But hey, no drama queens allowed, okay? This server is all about the bros, so save that female collab talk for another day. And if you’re an indie looking to up your cute boy game, just watch some streams, lurk a bit, and whatever you do, don’t selfpost.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on all the fags we don’t tolerate here – bait fags, discord fags, number fags, you name it. But you know what we do encourage? Fujoshi, yumejoshi, and getting a little horny in the chat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Just remember, genderbends are a no-go, but everything else is fair game. See you on the server, fam!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

Sobriety, Rehab, bridges burned, anger, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Our server is so addictive, even your dad will want to join after he stops drinking (again). Who needs family drama when you can build your own virtual world with us?

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family in our Minecraft community. Just don’t let your dad know, he might get jealous of all the fun you’re having without him!

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SisBachParty vs. BF Bday Bash

bachelorette trip, boyfriend birthday weekend, emotional turmoil, difficult decision, social obligations

Are you tired of real-life drama ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! No more worrying about bachelorette trips overlapping with your boyfriend’s birthday weekend. On our server, you can build a virtual house with your sister and blow up some virtual creepers with your boyfriend – all in the same weekend! So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

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FruitWarriorCraft

strength, Hunger, SWEET, desire, Favorite

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you fight for is diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be fighting for the juiciest, most delicious fruit in the land! Imagine battling it out with other players to claim the last watermelon or banana on the server – the stakes have never been higher (or more delicious)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Fruit Ninja, a mysterious figure who roams the land slicing and dicing fruit with unparalleled skill. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Fruit Ninja in a battle of fruit-slicing prowess, you’ll be rewarded with a bounty of rare and exotic fruits that will make all your friends green with envy.

So come join us on our fruity adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite)! Who knew that Minecraft could be so sweet and savory at the same time?

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ZelenskiyCraft: No US Backing, No Survival!

ZelenskiyCraft, geopolitical strategy, NBC, Zelenskiy, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is under attack and only YOU can save them with ur epic building skills! zelenskiy is counting on u to build epic defenses and protect the land from evil invaders! join now for a chance to win a virtual hug from zelenskiy himself! build, fight, and save the day on our server! don’t let ukraine down, join now!

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NoKidsNoProbs – Fatherhood FTW!

children, REPORTED, MOTHERS, negative affect, emotional well being

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where you can escape the real world and be a virtual parent or not parent and have better mental health! fathers be like “i ain’t lonely, i got my virtual kids in minecraft” while mothers be like “ugh, where’s my virtual wine?” come join the madness and experience the unique social benefits of fatherhood in our server! it’s lit fam!

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Touch of Whimsy

Minecraft, Ranks, Curseforge, Server, MONEY

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Experience a fantastic twist on world gen featuring a unique combination of Terrilith and Oh The Biomes We’ve Gone, along with many immersive structures ranging from large empires to abandoned cabins, leading you to wonder who inhabited this strange land before you.
CREATE the factory of your dreams.
Multiplayer friendly! Earn money to buy and trade with other players and protect your claims from invading neighbors!
We have a shopping district exclusively made for player shops!
Tackle quests that will encourage you to explore every nook that this modpack has to offer.
Rank up to earn new titles and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.
Participate in competitive envoys and battle other players for loot keys in a twisting maze battleground!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Discord link for the server?	https://discord.gg/vKyQNVtcm6
What is the modpack used on the server?	Touch of Whimsy
What is the server IP address?	whimsycraft.modded.fun

Eternal Quests 1.21.1

digital era, digital divide, generational differences, screen time, 1.21.1

Yo, bro, forget about your sad internet addiction, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build epic sh*t and mine for diamonds like a boss!

We don’t care if your parents were analog dinosaurs, on our server, everyone is welcome to unleash their inner digital warrior and conquer the virtual realm!

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your virtual horse, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced! Join us now and say goodbye to your internet addiction, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

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