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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1871 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1803 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
If left untreated, one-third of dem players gonna progress to ultimate noob status in just 10 years, and half gonna be total losers in 30 years. But fear not, cuz on dis server, at least half of dem players with precancerous noob lesions gonna be able to omit surgery (aka git gud) and all its complications (like rage quitting and throwing controllers).
So come on and join da fun, where we turn noobs into pros and make Minecraft great again! Let’s do dis! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftTherapy