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AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mines Excavated:	2086
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	123
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Animals Bred:	80
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international conflict, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, russia, Russia’s stance, world news, Zone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Farms Harvested:	235
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

ad effectiveness, ad fatigue, ad targeting, advertising, Blockers, brand awareness, brand loyalty., companies, consumer behavior, consumer engagement, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, consumer trust., Customer retention, Digital Marketing, market research, marketing tactics, online advertising, Paradise, product promotion, purchasing decisions, unskippable ads

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Star Shards Collected:	271
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Votes:	5500
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6350	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

Anime, Faggot character, fictional character, first-person pronoun, Gender Identity, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime character, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ manga character, LGBTQ protagonist, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ storyline, LGBTQ themes, Manga, Minecraft, non-binary, noob, ore, queer representation, Server, Zone

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Votes:	4596
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

baby-proofing, banned, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, compromise, family acceptance, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, father’s side, holiday traditions, Hosting, mom’s boyfriend, moms, mother-daughter relationship, new baby, polyamorous relationship, quality time, Server, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

BabyNameBetrayal

Agreement, aita, Baby name, BabyNameBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Disappointment, emotions, family, hurt, inconsiderate, jules, Julian, ownership, Pregnancy, relationships, Request, Respect, sibling, sister

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1228
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!