🔥Cerutti Mastodon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

Build Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4484
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take ESG implementation to a whole new level! We’ve got buildings in Germany that will blow your mind – just ask our resident expert who is responsible for it all. And don’t worry, we welcome all types of players, even you “retarded chuds/incels/fags” – everyone is welcome here! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2676	Emeralds Found:	6447
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Star Shards Collected:	257	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Votes:	7240	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to Snowpuppies Edition, where you can escape from the chaos of post-niggers raping your furry waifus and instead talk about how Big Black Cock is superior in every way! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and questionable memes.

Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.

In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ores Mined:	4880
Mines Excavated:	1583	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	268
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeons that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a Refraction Railway Line that takes you on a wild journey through a Masquerade or a Merry Go Round? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up is the 5th Walpurgisnacht event where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right. And don’t miss out on our Extractions, where you can target and extract characters like the legendary Don Quixote and Yi Sang.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns at every corner. Make sure to download the game and join us for some mind-bending fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where reality is just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, if you dare!

KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	189	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!

But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	3565

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

Wacky Racers Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old races and competitions? Well, come join us where we have Wacky Racers at home! Our races are not your average run-of-the-mill competitions. We have pigs riding minecarts, chickens on jetpacks, and even villagers on rocket-powered scooters! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing blocks from unsuspecting builders. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of blocky terror? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s been known to drop some killer beats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Void Gems Collected:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.