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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 762 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
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