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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9588 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4497 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
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