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Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7439	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
New Chunks Explored:	832875	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

PickMeNotPlsCraft

21st century, acquaintance, attitude, behaviour, berating, Cooking, cute, cutesy, derogatory, failed relationships, feminine, Girlfriend, Girly, insulting, lunches, mannerisms, outlook, Personality, pick me, PickMeNotPlsCraft, pissed off, Rude

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	63	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

MinecraftMoodBoost

Bubble Bath, Candlelight, Chocolate, Cuddling, eye contact, FLIRTING, foreplay, intimate setting, Kissing, lingerie, MASSAGE, MinecraftMoodBoost, passionate gaze, romantic dinner, seductive dance, sensual touch, sexy lingerie, slow dance, soft music, whispering, wine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyMurderMystery

#criminology, BlockyMurderMystery, Caught, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, criminal justice system, CRIMINAL MINDS, criminal profiling, forensic psychology, investigation, knowledge, law enforcement, murder, PROFESSIONAL, Psychology, psychopathy, serial killers, sociopathy, true crime

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Votes:	1010
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.

Cooling Craft: Chill Zone

air conditioning, Chill, chill environments, climate control, Cooling, cooling device, cooling technology, Craft, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy saving, energy-efficient cooling, environmental impact, green technology, heat transfer, innovative technology, PHYSICS., radiative cooling, researchers, sustainable cooling, sustainable living, thermal management, Zone

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchantments Applied:	62	Meteorites Collected:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have coolin devices that make ur builds chill AF like u just popped a cold one with the boys. forget about regular air conditioning, we got that radiative coolin shiz that will blow ur mind. our server is so chill, u might even see penguins waddling around in the snow biomes. come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. #chillvibes #penguinparty

What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

MoreSidemen is a popular YouTube channel created by a group of British YouTubers known as the Sidemen. The channel features daily vlogs, challenges, and gaming videos, and has gained a large following for its entertaining and unique content. MoreSidemen has over 2 million subscribers and continues to grow in popularity.

MortalMC Beta

Adventure, alliances, building, Clans, Crafting, Custom Plugins, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Leveling, Magic, mmorpg, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Skills, Survival, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2741
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Welcome to MortalMC Beta! Choose Your Race: Our server offers 4 distinct races, each with its own strengths and weaknesses, adding diversity to your gameplay: – Humans: Ideal for players who thrive in groups. Together, they are stronger. – Orcs: Perfect for those who choose the path of the sword. – Elves: Best for players who love to explore new horizons swiftly, avoid conflicts, and maintain control. – Dwarves: Great for players who enjoy digging in the mountains and farming resources. Join us now and find your place in this epic world!

mortalmc.online

Silkys LifeSteal

bunch, first, Hosting, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, New server, Server, Silkys, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to The Silky lifesteal, a new server im hosting! I would like you to join my server and be the first bunch to be in my new server!

silkysmp.feathermc.gg

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Canada, critique, Deception, Fiction, Interpretation, lying.., MapleCraft, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, narrative, perspective, Place, Reality, Server, skepticism, social media, storytelling, Truth, Understanding, Video

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This place is so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, the stories on here are so outlandish, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that involve riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or mining diamonds while dodging flying creepers. We’ve even heard rumors of a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves!

But be warned, once you step foot on this server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP

#announcement, announcement making, cniles, cniles announcement, coding, dealing with it, developer, Existence, Existing, linux, Minecraft, operating system, programming, smp, software, Technology, ubuntu, ubuntu user, web dev, web developer, web development, web development on ubuntu

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.

3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!