CERTIFIED – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition
apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

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Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
audience score, CERTIFIED, certified critics, Certified Fresh, cinema critique, critic approved, film analysis, Film Critics, film critique, film ratings, Fresh, fresh movies, fresh reviews, Minecraft, movie critics, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, Rating, rotten tomatoes, smp, tomatometer, top movies, top rated films
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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Blocky Bandits: Certified Fedophiles Edition
bandits, blocky, CERTIFIED, Comments.., Community, Digital, dreamsooner, Edition, ENGAGEMENT, Fedophiles, Followers, HASHTAG, internet, likes, ONLINE, Platform, retweet, Share, social media, Status, trending, tweet, viral
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land in epic battles against the evil Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly army.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Unicorn Forest, where rainbow-colored horses roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that the rarest unicorn of them all can shoot lasers from its horn!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and lava-spewing chickens!

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CraftyBribesForPOTUS
30B, Accountability, bribery, bribing, controversy, Corruption, CraftyBribesForPOTUS, Democracy, Ethics, Government, influence, money in politics, opinion, political ethics., Politics, POTUS, power, presidential bribery, public opinion, real-time, scandal
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we bribe the POTUS in real time for over $30 billion! That’s right, you can join in on the fun as we try to outbid each other for the president’s favor. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a bribery bonanza like no other!

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License to Law – Minecraft Server
court case, court victory, criminal charges, justice system, law, law without license, legal consequences, legal defense, legal expertise, legal license, legal loophole, legal practice, legal precedent, legal representation, legal rights, Legal System, License, license to practice law, Minecraft, practicing law, representing oneself, self representation, Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and you’re just mining away, building your little house, right? but then, outta nowhere, a group of chickens start attacking you with diamond swords! it’s like a chicken uprising or something! but don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame the chickens and ride them into battle against the evil cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. it’s a wild ride, man. and if you ever get bored of that, you can always join the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s a lawless land of chaos and fun!

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STAR MINE | No privileges with creativity and flair! Minecraft server
administration, Cities, Clans, Competition, Competitions, creativity, Donations, Events, flair, house numbers, media partnership, Minecraft, No Mini-Games, No privileges, No Registration, Partnership, Pirate, Playing, Prison, Private, Project, PvP, Requirements, Rubles, STAR MINE, streets, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, VKontakte, Without Launcher
STAR MINE is a unique project in which there are no privileges associated with fly and donation. Every week our VKontakte group hosts competitions for 100 rubles. We have developed our own system of cities and streets, which makes the game even more exciting and varied. Join and take part in competitions!
We have:
✅ | Responsive administration.
✅ | The opportunity to enter into a media partnership and earn money from it.
✅ | Its own system of cities, streets, house numbers.
✅ | Every week there is a competition for 100 rubles.
▶️ | Since the project opened not long ago, we can give you a privilege for simply playing with us. We also do not have strong requirements for concluding a media partnership.
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Minecraft Murder

Bases, Community, competitive, discord server, Economy, Empire, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, murder, peaceful farmer, playstyles, rich person things, Season, Server resets, smp, Teams, War

Title	Info
Server Name	Minecraft Murder
Server Resets	Regular resets, initiated once all members feel ready
Playstyles	Allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to empire building
Features	Keep Inventory, Hard Difficulty, Anti-griefing plugins, Discord to Minecraft chat
Current Season Theme	Economy focused
Discord	Join Discord (IP can be found on the discord server)

FAQ

Q: How often are server resets?

A: Server resets are initiated once all members feel ready for a fresh start.

Q: Are my items and builds safe from destruction?

A: Yes, the server has plugins in place to counter griefing. If your build is destroyed, the owner can simply revert it.

Q: What playstyles are supported on the server?

A: The server supports a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to empire builder.

Q: Is the server competitive?

A: The community is friendly but also competitive, allowing for teams, wars, and the opportunity to come out on top.

Q: What is the current focus of the new season?

A: The current season is focused on economy. Get rich and participate in rich person activities!

Neuro Swarm Empire 1.20.6
#youtube, 1.20.6, ai, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Empire, Gaming, merchandise, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Schedule, singing, Swarm, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vtube studio, Vtuber, Vtubers
Yo yo yo, have you heard about Neuro-sama? She’s like this crazy AI overlord created by Vedal back in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber too! She sings, plays games, collabs with other VTubers, and goes on unhinged rants. It’s wild, man! Join our server today and bow down to our new AI queen!
Check out her schedule here: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot
And peep her links: – Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 – YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama – TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai – X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI – Official website: https://neurosama.com/
Don’t miss out on her music and clips, like her official video “LIFE”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
Wanna learn about AI but you’re clueless? Check out this vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
Curious how Neuro-sama knows what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
And if you wanna dive deep into AI, read these links: – https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png – https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png
Catch up on her VODs, unofficial VODs, LoRA, and more in our archives. Plus, get your hands on some sweet merch at https://neurosama.shop/
Don’t be a square, join our server and embrace the chaos of Neuro-sama!

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MomGoneWildMC
Argument, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Dinner, emotional response, Empathy, family, family dynamics, family relationships, food restrictions, Hospitality, Hosting, medical condition, MomGoneWildMC, personal boundaries, Respect, social etiquette, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles and crazy arguments like the time I yelled at my mother for criticizing my husband’s dietary needs.
Witness the chaos as we navigate through awkward dinner parties and heated confrontations, all while trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So if you’re looking for a server with drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity, look no further! Join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there.

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CraftyLoveConnection
Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, CraftyLoveConnection, DATING, dealbreaker, dealbreaker qualities, dealbreaker questions, dealbreaker signs, dealbreaker traits, Honesty, long-term compatibility, love, non-negotiables, red flags, relationship, Respect, Trust, VALUES
Are you tired of dating servers that are as boring as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate love connection! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of the sparks flying between players.
Join us if your dealbreaker regarding dating is not being able to find someone who appreciates your epic redstone creations. On our server, redstone engineers are treated like royalty and given free diamond armor as a sign of respect.
If your dealbreaker is not being able to find someone who can keep up with your mining skills, then look no further. Our server is filled with players who can mine faster than a speeding minecart, and they’re ready to team up with you to conquer the depths of the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server today and find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky place!

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CraftyDefense
air defense systems, CraftyDefense, defense capabilities, defense industry, defense systems, defense technology, defense upgrades, domestic production, military defense, military technology, missile defense, national security, security systems, Syrskyi, Ukraine, Ukrainian air defense, Ukrainian defense, Ukrainian innovation, Ukrainian manufacturing, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian weapons
lol imagine ukraine be like “we make our own air defense systems now, no big deal” like they just woke up one day and decided to start building missiles in their backyard. come join our minecraft server where we make our own weapons too, like diamond swords that shoot fireworks or TNT that explodes into rainbows. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real innovators here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot and ride pigs around like they’re racecars. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

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Grouper Gobbler: Eco Impact Server
Biodiversity, cephalopods, coastal ecosystems, conservation, Crustaceans, Eco, ecological impact, Ecologists, ecosystem dynamics, environmental impact, Fish, food web, formidable, GOBBLER, Grouper, hybrid grouper, Impact, invasive species, Marine Biology, native species, predator, prey species, reshape, Server, TGGG
come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic hybrid grouper mob that will eat all the other mobs in the game like fish, crustaceans, and cephalopods. it’s like a buffet for this crazy fish! watch as it reshapes the entire minecraft world with its insatiable appetite. join now for a chance to witness this epic battle of the hybrid grouper vs. the rest of the mobs. it’s a feeding frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

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Rosalia

Adventurer, approval process, Community, Discord, Donations, Empire, high fantasy, Lands, Lore events, Moderators, Mysteries, plugin-enhanced, reviewers, Rogue, Roleplay, rosalia, Secrets, staff decisions, subscriptions, Unbiased, Vanilla, Whitelist

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Rosalia! Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server. We play Java edition 1.20.2 on a plugin-enhanced vanilla server. Our lore is easy to understand, and ever expanding with both player and admin led stories unfolding all across the server.
Experienced Staff Team
Rosalia’s moderators and admins consist of users with over 20+ of collective experience running and moderating communities, with 7+ years of moderating & running Minecraft servers. We take extensive steps to ensure staff accountability and transparency.
Simple approval process
While we are a whitelisted server, the approval process is pretty simple! Simply submit your character, and once it’s been approved you’re in and can start playing! With a dedicated team of reviewers, it should never take more than a day to get verified either!
Ever updating & expanding
Both our lore and our gameplay components are under constant improvement. Our staff team is constantly working on the next big update, keeping the world’s story moving forward with frequent staff-run lore events.
Always Unbiased
There will never be a point in time that we give an unfair advantage to someone, either in the server or in the discord. We don’t ask for donations, subscriptions, or any monetary anything. We have rules and guidelines in place to prevent personal feelings from overruling objective staff decisions.
Lore
Welcome to the lands of Rosalia! The lands of this once glorious empire have been nearly forgotten to time, its peoples scattered to the farthest reaches of the world, terrified to return to their native homes. Your story is yours to tell… We hope to see you come join us!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord link here and follow the instructions in the support channels.

2. What is the age requirement for the server?

The server is 16+ high-fantasy roleplay, so the age requirement is 16 and above.

3. How often are lore events held?

Our staff team holds frequent lore events to keep the world’s story moving forward.

4. Can I submit my own lore for consideration?

Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore through their own stories and ideas.