CERTIFIED Minecraft Servers

CERTIFIED

  • Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

    Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bandits: Certified Fedophiles Edition

    Blocky Bandits: Certified Fedophiles Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land in epic battles against the evil Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly army.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Unicorn Forest, where rainbow-colored horses roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that the rarest unicorn of them all can shoot lasers from its horn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and lava-spewing chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 🧨 DynamiteMc – 1.8+ πŸ”₯ FREE CASE FOR EVERYONE πŸ”₯ Minecraft server

    🧨 DynamiteMc – 1.8+ πŸ”₯ FREE CASE FOR EVERYONE πŸ”₯ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Good day, dear player, DynamiteMc administration is in touch! After countless hours spent developing the build, building the spawn map, writing plugins and creating the server design, we can finally declare it truly open source

    Why should you play with us?

    Our project has recreated more than 10 types of unique dynamite,

    which absolutely any player can test! Beautiful design, thoughtful concepts,

    Active administration and regular updates are not all that our project can boast of!

    As they say, it is better to see once than to hear 100 times.

    But be careful, the server is very explosive!

    PS For now, /HACK is enabled on the server, with which you can get donations during the game. Hurry up…

    boom.DynamiteMc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

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    MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored πŸ™‚

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    meg.mbars.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP