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Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Star Shards Collected:	130	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	6436	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Blocky Bandits: Certified Fedophiles Edition

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land in epic battles against the evil Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Unicorn Forest, where rainbow-colored horses roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that the rarest unicorn of them all can shoot lasers from its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and lava-spewing chickens!

Blocky Boot Camp: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	77
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking action is not only frowned upon, but also illegal! That’s right, we take our no-action policy very seriously. Thinking about breaking this rule? Think again, because even thinking about it will soon be against the law.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can peacefully mine and build without any pesky action getting in the way. Our community is dedicated to upholding the law and ensuring that no one even dares to think about taking action.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of obeying the law in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so law-abiding and hilarious at the same time?

Crafty Honkai Rail LOLs

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Votes:	7019	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Gems Collected:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little chaos (in a good way, of course).

Imagine exploring a world where the sky is the limit and the only boundaries are the ones you set for yourself. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for hidden treasures, or embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updating with new features and events that will keep you on your toes. From battling mythical creatures to participating in epic PvP tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed!

Time-Traveling Fembots Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Votes:	5445	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet fembots from the future who have traveled back in time just to date you in Vienna! That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you stroll through the streets of this virtual city with your robot arm candy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the music never stops and the dance floor is always packed. You’ll be busting out moves you never knew you had as you party the night away with other players from around the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love with a fembot from the future!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Animated Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a mashup of all your favorite RPGs! Imagine battling creepers with the power of Personas, or building epic structures inspired by the tales of old. And don’t even get us started on the Steins;Gate-inspired time travel adventures you can go on! Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see which RPG-inspired adventure reigns supreme!

Pixelated Pervs & Picasso’s Playground

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crops Grown:	7440	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to the Sleep is Consent Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with block merging, comfy UIs, and automatic installations that will blow your mind!

Forget about sleep, because on this server, consent is key! Dive into a world where models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even fetish content collide in the most chaotic yet exhilarating way possible.

But that’s not all! Explore our LoRa Training grounds, indulge in some OP Pasta, and discover the wonders of PonyXL Information. With links to Wiki pages, tag groups, and samplers galore, you’ll never run out of things to do on this server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself merging blocks with the best of them or embarking on a quest to uncover the secrets of Easy Diffusion. The possibilities are endless on this Minecraft server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

GuacaCraft – Nacho Average Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Villages Defended:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Items Found:	4423	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Emeralds Found:	2983
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

¿Estás aburrido de jugar en servidores aburridos donde solo puedes construir casitas y plantar flores? ¡Pues ven a nuestro servidor donde la diversión nunca termina! Aquí, en lugar de minar diamantes, ¡los diamantes te minan a ti! Sí, así es, los diamantes son tan poderosos que te persiguen por todo el mapa. Pero no te preocupes, ¡puedes domesticarlos y convertirte en el rey de los diamantes!

Además, en nuestro servidor, los creepers son tus amigos y te ayudan a construir en lugar de explotar. ¡Imagina tener un ejército de creepers construyendo castillos para ti! Y no te preocupes por los zombies, porque aquí son vegetarianos y solo comen zanahorias. ¡Así que puedes pasear por la noche sin miedo a que te ataquen!

Pero espera, eso no es todo. En nuestro servidor, los cerdos vuelan y las vacas bailan salsa. ¡Es un espectáculo que no te puedes perder! Así que únete a nosotros y prepárate para vivir las aventuras más locas y divertidas en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y los diamantes en la mano)!

Blocky Booboo’s Bizarre Adventure: A Minecraft Server for the Confused and Amused

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server unite to overthrow the players and take control of the world. Will you join forces with the sheep or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and chaos? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

OpaCraft: Where Zeus and Moses team up for epic adventures!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	120
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	612	Love Letters Sent:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where we have merged two countries into one epic land of craziness. Our players all share the same genes, outlook, and even speak the same language (well, sort of). Say goodbye to Western US globohomo influence and hello to a whole new world of wackiness!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling along the way!

CraftyMomsRUs: Where Minecraft meets MILF hunting – but no guarantees on finding a GF!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Votes:	4660	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Potions Brewed:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for I have discovered the ultimate secret to finding a dommy mommy girlfriend on our server! But beware, the answer may shock you… You must build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and serenade it with love songs every night under the moonlight. Legend has it that a mysterious dommy mommy will appear and claim you as her Minecraft soulmate. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building that diamond love shack! Who knows, you might just find true love in the most unexpected of places.

Crafty Feels

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Farms Harvested:	259
Potions Brewed:	76	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your deep emotional connection to rotoscoped animation in anime? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and emotionally charged battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just type /dance in the chat and let your body do the talking.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only speaks in Shakespearean sonnets. Will you be brave enough to face him and uncover the mysteries of the afterlife in Minecraft?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your feelings run wild in a world of blocky wonder and anime-inspired chaos!