Cern MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Boson Triplets R Us

quantum field theory, cern, high-energy physics, subatomic particles, particle accelerators

yo yo yo! u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own weak boson triplets? yea, u heard me right! our server is so lit dat even CERN physicists be observin’ da production of dem weak boson triplets in dis virtual world!

imagine da possibilities, fam! u can create ur own particle collisions and watch as dem boson triplets pop out like popcorn at a movie theater! it’s like science class, but way more fun and explosive!

join us now and be part of da most mind-blowing experiment in minecraft history! who knows, maybe u’ll discover a new particle or even unlock da secrets of da universe! don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join our server now and let’s get physics-ical!

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Anti Matter Mania

experimental physics, antimatter detection, particle mass, subatomic research, matter

come join our epic minecraft server where we discovered the heaviest antimatter particle yet, thanks to cern’s large hadron collider! we have super cool science experiments happening all the time, like turning pigs into diamonds and making creepers dance the cha-cha. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

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RussianBlockParty

RussianBlockParty, Academia, Politics, Russian scientists, sanctions

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we kick out russian scientists for fun!!! like, who needs science when you can build cool stuff in minecraft, amirite?? we have lava pits for them to fall into and obsidian jails to lock them up in. join now and help us get rid of those pesky scientists, they don’t stand a chance against our diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare mobs to battle. so what are you waiting for?? join now before the russians take over and turn everything into a science experiment gone wrong!!!

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RussianCraft: BannedFromCERN

European Organization for Nuclear Research, Politics, PHYSICS., Scientific community, cern

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A SCIENTIFIC LABORATORY EXPLOSION! WE GOT RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS GETTING KICKED OUT LEFT AND RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE JUST HERE TO BUILD EPIC REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. WATCH OUT FOR FLYING TNT AND CREEPERS IN LAB COATS! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE LAB COAT SKIN AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS!

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Minecraft Madness: The Mandingo Edition

Mandingo, impending doom., scientific experiments, Minecraft, Timeline

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the timeline! Join us as we navigate through crazy events like Iran threatening to attack in 48 hours. Who knows, maybe CERN changed the timeline again and this is all just a glitch in the matrix. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast building and surviving with us before the world potentially ends in 2 days. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some apocalyptic fun!

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Black Jesus Craft: Putin’s Revelation

Jesus, Race, world news, Propaganda, Conspiracy Theory

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a world where Putin announces Jesus Christ as black because the jews apparently got to him? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unpredictable world?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness that awaits you!

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SnapCraft – Where Minecraft meets the Marvel Snap

Snap, Meta, marvel comics, Bot Recognition, metagame

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most fun place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding dragons while battling unicorns in a rainbow-filled sky! Build your own castle made entirely of diamonds and emeralds while fighting off evil creepers with your trusty enchanted sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure chests and magical potions waiting for you to discover!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft champion on our server. Join now and experience the wildest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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KawaiiTrainCraft

adorable, picturesque, Rural, Traditional, Japan

Welcome to our Minecraft server where japanese countryside trains are cute! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, making it the most whimsical and enchanting place to play Minecraft. 2. We have a secret underground penguin disco where players can dance the night away with their feathered friends. 3. Our resident llama mayor will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the mystical enchanted forest. 4. The rarest ore on our server is rainbow diamond, which can only be mined by players who have mastered the art of interpretive dance. 5. Every full moon, a giant tofu monster roams the land, challenging players to a tofu-eating contest for epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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NarutoCraft: Where Censorship is Just a Creeper in Disguise

approach, production, success, Censorship, creeper

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Naruto’s journey to becoming Hokage? Look no further than our server, where we promise NO compromises on the fun factor!

Join us and experience a world where you can unleash your inner ninja, just like Naruto and the gang. Don’t worry about toning down the action or avoiding sexy expressions here – we embrace it all!

Our server is a hit in Japan and overseas – just like Naruto! So why settle for boring restrictions on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate ninja adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the Hokage of our server! Believe it! 😂🍥

Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with Naruto or any of its creators. Just a bunch of crazy Minecraft fans having a good time!

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PurrfectlyCrafted: Where Persian Bois and Blacked Women Unite!

sexual preference, blacked, Persian women, Masturbation, Diversity

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join Persian boi in his quest to stroke to Persian women getting BLACKED! 😂 Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join now and experience the thrill of building your own outrageous creations while listening to Persian boi’s wild tales of conquest and exploration. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and memes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be a part of our ridiculous Minecraft community. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😜🎮

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