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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4382 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 254 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 140 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.
