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CerealFirstToothpasteNext

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchantments Applied:	151	Votes:	5248
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animal features, beauty standards, chickens, cultural beliefs, diamonds, Diversity, eastern cultures, Exoticism, Females, Femininity, folklore, Gender Roles, History, Identity, Minecraft, Mythology, Obsession, representation, Server, societal expectations, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Ultimate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	620	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

RoboFemcelCraft: Where Black Femcel Posters Come to Life

activism, Black, black femcel, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, gender, imagination, internet, Life, marginalized groups, Online Community, online culture, Perception, POSTERS, prejudice, Race, representation, RoboFemcelCraft, Robots, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	1205	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to a Minecraft server where robots roam free and black femcel posters reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and mayhem!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see, from giant robot unicorns to flying tacos! Explore our world and discover hidden dungeons filled with treasure and secrets!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, challenge other players to dance-offs in the disco arena, and even summon your own pet dragon to do your bidding!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knows, you might even run into a black femcel poster riding a rainbow llama while singing 80s pop songs!

Kamierabi’s Lost World: Where Creepers Cry and Endermen Sigh

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of Kamierabihell and the intense flames of Fire Force! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and became the DANCE KING of the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with TALKING animals who throw the most epic parties. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Creepers Anonymous: ‘What was his problem?’

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking parrot! Yes, you heard that right. This parrot had the ability to grant wishes, but only if you could beat it in a dance-off. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on our server that day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride around on RAINBOW llamas and trade in MAGICAL potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyDragQueen’s LOL Mine

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be a crossdressing Youtuber without any judgment! Join us and openly tell everyone you’re straight and have already lost your virginity – because who says crossdressing is just for fun?

Our server’s chat is 90% girls coming to say how kawaii you are, with almost zero perv trannys making lewd comments. It’s a safe space for all your crossdressing adventures!

So why not join us and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any creepy comments asking to see your penis or imagining gay sex. Let’s keep it classy and fabulous on our server – because why not? 😉🌈👗

Join now and let your crossdressing dreams come true!

Crafty Memes & Blocks – LOL Edition

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3076
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build pixelated masterpieces with a community crazier than a herd of Endermen on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it Phase Connect. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Ghasts).

With official character references that will make your head spin faster than a Blaze in a tornado, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. Plus, with unofficial archives that are more mysterious than a hidden Stronghold, you’ll uncover secrets that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community crazier than a pack of Wolves in a Villager convention. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is the diamond in the rough of Minecraft servers.

Zombie Alarm Clock: ‘>elantach wake up’

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Animals Bred:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the sun rises with a BOOM and the cows dance the Macarena! 🐄💃

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly (literally) and creepers throw birthday parties for Steve. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll get to ride on RAINBOW llamas, build castles out of CHOCOLATE blocks, and battle evil mobs with enchanted TACOS (yes, tacos are weapons now).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off. 😂💎🤣

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition

ARLECCHINO, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Edition, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, guides, hag sex with yelan, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	4526	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Farms Harvested:	651	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

🤣 Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hag Sex With Yelan Edition shenanigans! 🤪

🔥 Previous adventures: Forget everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and dive into the madness of our server! 🤯

🃏 Character Teaser: Watch as Arlecchino sleeps in peace… or does he?! It’s a mystery you’ll have to uncover in our server! 😴

🔥 Version 4.6 Trailer: “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” – sounds intense, right? Get ready for epic battles and crazy adventures! 🔥

🎉 Events galore: From the Phantom of the Night to Discover Traces, Explore Nature, our server is always buzzing with excitement! 🌟

🎁 Current character banner: Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara – who will you choose to embark on your hilarious Minecraft journey with? 🤪

⚔️ Current weapon banner: Tome of the Eternal Flow, Freedom-Sworn – equip yourself with the most outrageous weapons to conquer the craziest challenges! 💪

🎉 Daily check-in rewards: Get rewarded just for showing up! It’s like freebies for being part of the madness! 🎁

🎮 Redeemable Codes: Who needs reality when you have crazy codes to unlock even more insanity in our server?! 🤑

📚 Useful Links: Need help navigating the chaos? Check out our Wiki, BannerSim, Maps, and Guides to survive the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🗺️

🤣 Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Let’s get building and laughing together! 🎮🤪