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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3869 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 5051 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Our server is like babysitting a bunch of rowdy kids, except they’re all creepers and zombies trying to blow you up. Establish dominance early and show them who’s boss, just like our player does with their nieces and nephews.
We don’t follow a huge list of rules here, just like our player doesn’t follow the babysitting rulebook. Want your character to eat vegan? Better bring your own vegan food. Otherwise, they’ll be chowing down on Dino nuggets and hot dogs.
And just like our player who took the kids cliff jumping at Horseshoe Lake, we like to live on the edge and push the boundaries. Who cares if people call us a “shit” server? We offer a full refund of zero dollars and a beer with friends instead.
Join our server and experience the freedom of not needing financial help from anyone. Just like our player with their trust fund, you’ll have all the resources you need to conquer the Minecraft world and build your dream house (or leave it, whatever).
So come on, join us on this wild and rebellious Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!