LaserCraft: 12 Cents a Blast

military advancements, lasercraft, neutralize targets, military innovation, laser technology

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT LASER BEAM WEAPONS THAT CAN NEUTRALIZE ANY TARGET FOR ONLY $0.12 A SHOT? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS! IMAGINE BLASTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH LASERS LIKE YOU’RE IN A SCI-FI MOVIE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, WE ONCE HAD A PLAYER WHO BUILT A GIANT TOILET MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! AND ANOTHER PLAYER WHO SPAWNED A MILLION CHICKENS AND DECLARED HIMSELF KING OF THE FOWL!

JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES, CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES, AND LASER BEAM SHENANIGANS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! WHO NEEDS SWORDS AND BOWS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE LASERS, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE THE PARTY’S AT!

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TaxCraft: Where Pennies Matter!

sales tax, Coins, pennies, matter, rounding

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the pennies are like, totally irrelevant because we don’t even have sales tax! Like, who needs pennies when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those pennies behind!

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DadCraft: Daughter Dollars > Son Cents

boarding school, Glasses, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, Allowance

Are you tired of favoritism and unnecessary expenses in your own household? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally and no one complains about “unnecessary expenses”! Build your dream PC without any judgment from entitled siblings and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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PennywiseCraft

Transactions, Economy, Currency, small change, Cash

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we still use pennies in prices but like never use pennies in coins. like wut even is dat logic? but it’s sooo fun and random, just like ur crazy aunt Bertha who wears socks with sandals.

Join our server and u might find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing to funky tunes. Or maybe u’ll stumble upon a village of talking llamas who tell dad jokes all day long.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. Rumor has it there’s a diamond the size of a chicken nugget hidden somewhere in the world. Will u be the lucky one to find it? Or will u just end up falling into a pit of lava cuz u were too busy trying to tame a wild ocelot?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head and laughing ur butt off. And remember, always bring ur lucky penny with u, cuz u never know when it might come in handy.

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MolluskManiaCraft

early mollusks, prehistoric creatures, Marine Biology, Paleontology, Evolution

come join our epic minecraft server where we have spiky fossils that show what early mollusks looked like!!! u can dig up these fossils and create your own army of prehistoric creatures to dominate the server!!! imagine riding a giant snail into battle or having a pet trilobite that shoots lasers out of its eyes!!! join now for a chance to uncover the secrets of the ancient world and become the ultimate fossil master!!! #prehistoricpvp #fossilpower #minecraftmadness

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HexArchon: The Server Where Even The Creepers Have Custom Outfits!

Customization, Abilities, smp, Updates, Survival

HexArchon

Overview

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Gameplay Mechanics

Feature	Description
Custom Mobs	Over 200 unique custom mobs with different skills and behaviors
Custom Items	Various weapon types with unique abilities and upgrades
Custom Enchants	240+ custom enchantments for different builds
Dungeons	Explore dungeons for exclusive loot and challenges
Quests	180+ quests of varying difficulties and types
Abilities	Unlock and upgrade abilities with points
Stats	Upgrade 7 different stats for character boosts
Auto Farms	Ease farm management with auto farms

Technical Details

We prioritize server performance using top-of-the-line hardware:

CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM: 64GB
Storage: 2TB NVME SSD
Hosted on the US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the rejects go! But fear not, because God himself is smiling down on you today, giving you the chance to join our wacky world of chaos and hilarity.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks that shoot fireworks, or ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, or at the very least, the best prankster in town. So what are you waiting for? Join today and let the madness begin!

Cents

LaserCraft: 12 Cents a Blast

TaxCraft: Where Pennies Matter!

DadCraft: Daughter Dollars > Son Cents

PennywiseCraft

MolluskManiaCraft

HexArchon: The Server Where Even The Creepers Have Custom Outfits!

HexArchon

Overview

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Gameplay Mechanics

Technical Details

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