With a predicted 3,600 casualties per day, you’ll need to be on your toes and ready to replace fallen comrades at a moment’s notice. We’re talking about a replacement rate of 800 new personnel each day – can you handle the pressure?
Forget about the peaceful building and farming, this server is all about survival of the fittest. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where chaos reigns and only the strongest survive. Who needs an all-volunteer force when you can join our server and experience the thrill of large-scale combat operations firsthand? Let the battle begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.
So come join us on our Central European food adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hunger for virtual food). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this potato-filled fun!
But wait, there’s more! Want to feel like a tech god? Try setting up OpenStack and see if you can handle the power. And when it comes to software, forget the basics – install Gentoo and replace all your mainstream apps with self-hosted alternatives. Who needs Netflix when you have Plex, right?
So why should you join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Simple – de-botnet your life, learn new skills, and impress your friends by serving up applications like a boss. Store their data with top-notch security and serve it back to them with a comfy interface that will blow their minds.
And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered. From cool stuff to host to a list of ARM-based SBCs, we have everything you need to level up your tech game. Plus, we have insane tips like using PCIe SAS HBAs in IT mode for more SATA ports – because why settle for the ordinary?
So come join us and remember: RAID protects you from downtime, backups protect you from data loss, and our Minecraft SMP will make you the ultimate tech guru in no time. Let’s get crafting!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle? No problem! Just hop on and soar through the skies, raining fire down on your enemies.
And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who rules over a kingdom of explosive minions. Join forces with the Creeper King and his army to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players, blowing up their builds and causing chaos wherever you go.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those pesky creepers!
Looking for a place to build your dream castle? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and guarded by an army of zombie pigmen. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? We’ve got you covered – just watch out for the fire breath!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few golden eggs).
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge a pack of wolves to a game of poker? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!
1. Our server is filled with crazy antics and silly shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. 2. We have a dedicated Youtube channel where you can watch all the wacky adventures unfold in real-time. 3. Want to catch the action live? Check out our Twitch channel for some live streams that will leave you in stitches. 4. Can’t get enough of the madness? We have a VOD channel where you can rewatch all the chaos whenever you want. 5. Follow us on Twitter for even more outrageous updates and sneak peeks into what’s coming next. 6. And if you want to show off your love for the server, check out our shop for some epic merch that will make you stand out in any crowd.
But wait, there’s more! We even have our own original songs and music videos that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is so sheer and transparent, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Just like the reactions from our conservative family members at the wedding, our server is full of opinionated players who will keep you on your toes.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like the concerned family member who gently suggested a dress change. We’ll warn you of any potential drama and make sure you’re prepared for the unexpected.
So come join us on our server, where you can wear whatever you want and control your own destiny. Just like the bride-to-be, it’s your special day to do as you please. And if anyone tries to rain on your parade, we’ll be there to defend your right to game in style. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the outrageous fun begin!
Forget about dealing with incompetent bosses and annoying coworkers – on our server, the only people you have to worry about are the creepers trying to blow you up and the zombies trying to eat your brains. Plus, our virtual office comes with unlimited snacks (in the form of virtual carrots and potatoes) and a dress code that consists of whatever pixelated armor you can scavenge from the wilderness.
So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you’ll survive the night. Join our Minecraft server today and start living the cubical-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.
every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Server Name | EVANIA.ONLINE |
|---|---|
| Server Type | SMP |
| Version | Java 1.20.1 |
| Features | Hand Crafted Dungeons/DarkSouls Type Battles, Custom + Vanilla Mobs, Multiple Magic+Custom Items, In-Game Soundtracks, Multiple Gated World Types |
| Protection | WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.
Our server offers hand-crafted dungeons, DarkSouls type battles, custom monsters, and a unique gameplay experience that sets it apart from other servers.
Yes, we have protections in place such as WORLDGUARD, CoreProtect, Inventory Protect, and Dupe Protect to prevent griefing on the server.
Yes, we encourage players to take up land and build their own structures on the server.
You can connect to the server by using the IP evania.online
Yes, we have a Discord server where you can connect with other players and get more information about the server. Join our Discord here.
The server supports Minecraft Java 1.20.1
Forget about boring Mondays, on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with surprises and challenges. Want your pawn hired? Just ask in the thread and watch as they become legendary in the world of Minecraft.
With our updated pawn sheet and character creator archiver, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon or two along the way!
Our server is so magical, it will transport you back to a time when life was simple and the biggest worry was whether or not you had enough diamonds for your armor.
Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the evil creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries behind and join us on this epic adventure!
On our server, you can create your own graduation dinner where everyone shows up on time and sits wherever they want without causing a scene. Build a table that accommodates all your family members, including your handicapped brother-in-law who needs his left leg out and your nephew in a stroller.
But beware, if you don’t plan your dinner properly, your virtual mother might storm out and leave you to enjoy your meal alone. So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity of family gatherings in Minecraft!