so, like, this server is like the ultimate brain workout, man. we got neural stem cells activating all over the place, building central nervous systems like it’s nobody’s business. if you wanna repair brain injuries or just get your brain in tip-top shape, this is the place to be. join us for some mind-blowing adventures and see just how smart you can get in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and get those brain cells poppin’!
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BrainyCraft – Stem Cell Central
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NeuroCraft: Nerve Repair & Fun
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com for all you minecraft peeps out there. we got this new material that can, like, totally heal all your injuries and diseases in the game. so, if your character gets hurt or starts to lose its mind, just hop on this server and BAM! all better. it’s like magic, but better. so, like, join now and experience the wonders of this new material. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Pixel Pain Palace
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!
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Epic Ender Cell Prolif. Server
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where endogenous opioid signalling regulates spinal ependymal cell proliferation. i know, sounds crazy right? but trust me, once u see those ependymal cells multiplying like crazy, u’ll be hooked! plus, our server has the best virtual opioids in town, so u can really get that high while u play. join now for the trip of a lifetime!
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RettCraft: The Brainy Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free experimental cancer drugs that make you think smarter than einstein! we got microglia cells running around building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen in your life. forget about autism, we’re curing that with our magical drug. join now and become the smartest player in the game!
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BrainCraftAge – DefenderMicros
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? u do? well u gotta join this server, cuz let me tell u, it’s like no other. we got microglia protectin ur brain from all them age-associated brain thingies. u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh like a baby’s bottom? then u gotta join this server, cuz we got u covered. plus, our microglia are like tiny warriors, fightin off all them nasty brain pathologies like it’s nobody’s business. so come on, join us and let’s keep ur brain lookin fly and sharp. ain’t no brain fog gonna mess with u on this server, oh no siree. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get protectin that brain of urs!
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EpicVirusMSCraft
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that cures diseases? well, this server is the one for u! we got this crazy study that found out if u play on our server, ur chances of getting multiple sclerosis goes down by like, a lot. it’s all cuz of this epstein-barr virus and brain cross-reactivity thing. i dunno what that means but it sounds fancy and important. so come join us and save ur brain from turning into mush! oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs and talking cows? yea, it’s pretty wild here. so what r u waiting for? join now and protect ur brain while having a blast in minecraft!