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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7121 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
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