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BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2937	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crops Grown:	6750
Enchantments Applied:	51	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

DozensOverTensMC

comparison, Counting, counting objects, dozens, DozensOverTensMC, higher number, Math, number comparison, number counting, number perception, number values, Numbers, numerical comparison, numerical perception, numerical quantity, numerical values, objects, Perception, Quantity, quantity perception, tens

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION TINY BLOCKS? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHEESE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE PIGS FLY, SHEEP TALK, AND ZOMBIES DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Jotunheim MC

adventure exploration discord community survival fantasy quests multiplayer roleplay medieval Nordic mythology landscape crafting building events PvP dungeons lore factions, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8409	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2826
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to Jotunheim Minecraft Server – Your Adventure Awaits!

Experience Jotunheimen: Your Adventure Starts Here!

Explore New Horizons: Dive into the latest 1.21 update!

Discord: https://discord.gg/wGSjZGEvHW

Contact Us: Do you have questions or suggestions? Get in touch at [https://jotunmc.no/kontakt]

Follow us on social media for the latest news!

Jotunheimen is waiting for you – join us and write your own story!

spill.jotunmc.no

DimensionSMP

8147, Balanced Economy, Bedrock Port, Bosses, Community oriented, Custom Items, Dimension SMP, dimensionsmp.net, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Economysurvival, End.., family friendly, Freebuild, Friendly, Fun, Ip:, Itemsadder, Land claiming, Nether, new dimensions, normal, Playtime Rewards, PvE, Pve Economy, PVP disabled, Secure Trading, smp, Survival, Tamable Pets, Towny, Website, weekly updates

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Farms Harvested:	363	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

DimensionSMP is a Survival Server with strong economy and land claiming. PVP is disabled because we are here to make sure you can build without having the idea of getting it greifed and just have a fun time! Dimension SMP isn’t just a normal survival server.

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IP: dimensionsmp.netBEDROCK PORT: 8147Website: dimensionsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/fr4v6MJ9e6

Family Friendly / Community Oriented

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• Dungeons / Bosses• 11 New Dimensions • Revamped & modifed Nether • Modifed end • Balanced Economy• Towny• Tamable Pets• Secure Trading• Playtime Rewards• ItemsAdder• Weekly Updates• Custom Items & so much more!

dimensionsmp.net

BlockBusters: Where the only thing getting attacked is your crafting skills!

Adventure, ATTACKED, battle, blockbusters, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Events, Exploration, Griefing, Immersive, java, Journey, ONLINE, Plugin, Reset, Server, Skills, smp, Staff, strategy, Structures, Updates, Vanilla, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

BlockBusters SMP Server Overview

Server IP	blockbusters.v6.rocks
World Map	http://blockbusters.v6.rocks:8123
Discord	https://dsc.gg/blockbusters
Server Statistics	http://blockbusters.v6.rocks:3000/public-dashboards/c2691edf65c74b5dbcd1b9ab71aaf54e?orgId=1&refresh=5s

Why Play on BlockBusters SMP Server?

Cutting-Edge Gameplay on Java version 1.20.2
Friendly Community
Creative Freedom
PvP Action
Creative Griefing
Enhanced Gameplay with plugins
Dedicated Staff
24/7 Availability with No World Resets

Join us today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on BlockBusters SMP Server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server running on the latest Java version?	Yes, the server is running on Java version 1.20.2.
Are there any specific rules for PvP battles?	While PvP battles are allowed, players are expected to follow fair play rules and avoid griefing.
Can I join the server from any location in the world?	Yes, the server is available 24/7, allowing players from all over the world to join at any time.
Is creative griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, players can use creative griefing strategies to outsmart their rivals.
Do I need to install any mods to enhance my gameplay?	No, the server offers a variety of plugins designed to enhance gameplay without the need for additional mods.

GoddessCraft Minecraft Server

Butlers, Chivalry, DATING, Decline, equality, Goddess, GoddessCraft, male-female dynamic, Marriage, Minecraft, modern practices, Moids, prenuptial agreements, Reversal, servants, Server, Standards, submissive, Superiority, traditional conservatism, Women, Worship

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3617	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	6033	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of moids who think they’re somehow equal to women? Do you miss the good ol’ days when women were worshipped like the goddesses they are? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing back the traditional male-female dynamic in a whole new way!

Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).

So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin SMP

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, FBJCMYSXCBT5KKFD1J97LTJ2, friendlist, genshin, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GENSHINSUMMERNIGHT, gig, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, NAJEWZTD7XD5, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	200
Love Letters Sent:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Have you ever wanted to team up with a group of players who have the creativity of a mad scientist and the humor of a stand-up comedian? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who will keep you laughing until you cry.

From epic battles with creepers to building ridiculous structures that defy all logic, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of fun. And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host, like the “Summertide Scales and Tales” where players have to collect rare items while dodging fire-breathing dragons.

So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

CriaryCraft Minecraft Server

CriaryCraft, Diary, emotional coping, emotional management, EMOTIONAL OUTLET, emotional release, emotional tracking, family arguments, family communication, family dynamics, keeping track, Minecraft, parental intervention, Petty, privacy invasion, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling fights, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Star Shards Collected:	183	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

NoKiddieWatch2021

attitude, aunts, babysitter, Babysitting, Boundaries, college, Communication, DMV, family, Favor, Frustration, Kids, mental health, NoKiddieWatch2021, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Siblings, summer break, Unpaid

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

PixelPleaser69

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Buildings Constructed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7937

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Forget about women’s misconceptions, on our server, we have lava pits that will really get your heart racing. And don’t even get us started on our collection of rare diamond blocks – who needs flowers when you can have bling, am I right?

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and zombies, where the only thing that will be rising is your excitement level. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the most legendary treasure of all – a block of cheese! Because who needs a fancy dinner date when you can have a cheesy snack while conquering the virtual world?

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the thrill of adventure waiting for you. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

KillFameCraft

Assassination, Celebrity, danger, Fame, fame consequences, fame dangers, fame downsides, fame drawbacks, fame hazards, fame risks, high-profile, KillFameCraft, murder plot, PARANOIA, Protection, public figure, SECURITY, Stardom, Target, threat

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	538	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, come join dis server, right? it’s like, totally cray cray. like, if you’re, like, super famous, people gonna be tryin’ to kill you all the time. but, like, that’s the fun of it, ya know? it’s like a real life drama show, but in minecraft.

we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.

and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.

so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?