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PanamaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how russia is all like, “yo trump, don’t even THINK about takin’ the panama canal”? well, on this server, we got a whole buncha canals for u to seize! we got canals made of DIAMONDS, canals filled with LAVA, canals that lead to a secret underwater base where u can find the lost city of ATLANTIS! join our server and show russia who’s boss by seizing all the canals u want! #canalseizure2020 #minecraftmadness -
PanicCraft: Don’t Snatch My Canal!
lol u know what else russia should warn against? not joining our minecraft server!!! like, seriously, if u dont join u might as well be snatching the panama canal yourself. our server is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper-infested cave. we have diamonds for days, like seriously, our caves are practically paved with them. and the mobs? oh man, don’t even get me started. we have a secret mob boss named Herobrine who will challenge u to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of zombie pigmen. so what are u waiting for? join now before russia comes after u for not being part of our epic minecraft world. -
BorderBlock Minecraft Server
LOL come join our minecraft server where we build a giant wall to keep out all the noobs from other servers. we got so many players, it’s like a million of them, but then we shut down the border app and now they’re all stuck in Mexico. join us and help us figure out how to get them back, or just laugh at them from the other side of the wall. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to cross the border in real life. come play with us, it’s gonna be a blast! -
CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge
so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server.join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
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MediaMinecraft Server: VanishingJournalists
Yo, u ever heard of a Minecraft server where journalists are on the verge of extinction in Nicaragua? well, this server is so lit that even the TV anchors and radio hosts have disappeared into thin air! like, imagine trying to report on the latest creeper attack and then poof, you’re gone!Join this server for the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be the next journalist to vanish into the abyss. Will you survive long enough to uncover the mysteries of this strange land? Or will you become just another headline in the news feed of this chaotic world?
Dive into the madness and chaos of this server, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block could be your last. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and join the ranks of the missing journalists? Only one way to find out, join now!
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Sunrise Sprint Sunset Server
come join our epic minecraft server where you can watch the sunrise and sunset IN THE SAME DAY just like in panama but without all the running! we have magical portals that transport you to different biomes in seconds, so you can experience all the beauty of minecraft without breaking a sweat. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure! -
HonduranCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit blocks and stuff.we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.
join our server and u can be part of da drama, build ur own base and defend it from crazy honduran leaders. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and let’s make minecraft great again!
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HaitianGangWars Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit fam. we got guatemalan and el salvadoran troops pullin up in haiti to fight gangs, like what even is happenin? u can be part of dis epic battle and help take down dem gangs wit ur pickaxe and sword. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and u can ride on a llama into battle. it’s gonna be a party, so join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all da fun. let’s goooooo! -
Homicide-Free Craft 2024
join our epic minecraft server where we have less homicides than el salvador in 2024! u wont get stabbed while mining for diamonds here, just watch out for creepers! our community is so chill, even the zombies are friendly! come build ur dream castle and slay dragons with ur new besties! who needs el salvador when u can have this much fun in a blocky world? come join us now! -
Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣