we got creepers that can do the moonwalk, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that can sing opera. not to mention our pigs can fly and our cows can do the macarena.
join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of a server that literally shakes things up (literally).
come join us and experience the earthquake-inducing fun for yourself. just make sure to hold on to your pickaxe cuz things are gonna get wild.
imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!
so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!
apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”
so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!
but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!
plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!
so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Dynmap | 15K x 15k World Border with Expansions |
| No AFK Kick | No automatic kick for being AFK |
| Active Discord | Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord |
| Build Team | Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged |
| Events | Frequent and Engaging Events |
| Shopping District | Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub, Portal Room Plans |
| End Dimension | Frequent resets for Elytra Finding |
| No Cheating | Strict no cheating policy |
| Experienced Staff | 5th season with experienced and friendly staff |
| Proximity Chat | Optional proximity chat available |
You can apply by joining our Discord server using the link provided above. Once in the Discord, you can fill out a quick application to become a part of our community.
Yes, there is a 15K x 15k world border with expansions available for players to explore and build within.
No, there are no automatic AFK kicks on the server, allowing players to take breaks as needed without being kicked from the game.
Yes, we frequently host engaging events such as base tours, build competitions, and game nights for our community to enjoy.
The End dimension is frequently reset to allow players the opportunity to find Elytra and explore new challenges.
No, cheating is strictly prohibited on the server. Our staff actively check for X-ray cheats to maintain a fair playing environment for all players.
Yes, there is an optional proximity chat feature available on the server for players to utilize during gameplay.
| Hypixel | Quickland |
|---|---|
| Pros | Pros |
| – Large player base | – No lag |
| – Wide variety of minigames | – Fun and engaging community |
| – Well-maintained server | – Active staff members |
| Cons | Cons |
| – Premium account required to access all features | – Limited game modes compared to Hypixel |
Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of minigames, and well-maintained server.
Yes, a premium Minecraft account is required to access all features on Hypixel.
Quickland prides itself on having no lag, a fun and engaging community, and active staff members.
Quickland offers a variety of game modes including Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock, and more.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a Minotaur appears and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure guarded by a pack of angry Cyclops. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles that await you in our server.
But that’s not all! Our server also has custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a griffin, summon a kraken to do your bidding, and even transform into a powerful demigod with god-like powers. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs, then join our server today. Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
1. Our server is so crazy that creepers actually tell jokes before exploding! You’ll die laughing, quite literally.
2. Our players have built a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right. Diamond eggs.
3. We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky music. It’s a thriller of a time!
4. The ender dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around in a cozy sweater. Who knew dragons had such soft sides?
5. Our server events include a “Build a House out of TNT and Survive” challenge. It’s a blast, literally.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughter.
| SMP Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Server Name | REEL SMP |
| Description | A vanilla Minecraft experience where a community can come together. Striving to go beyond past SMPS by mashing a variety of personalities together to create unique content. |
| Server Release Date | May 13th |
| Server Version | 1.20.4 Paper |
| Server Application | Application Form |
No, you do not need to be a content creator to join the REEL SMP server.
The server is set to be released on May 13th.
The server is using version 1.20.4 Paper.
To apply to join the SMP, fill out the application form at the provided link.
Our server was founded by the Founding Fathers themselves (in Minecraft form, of course) who never used the word “capitalism” because it was made up by a kike. Instead, they built America on the principles of family expansion and conquering shitskins. Who needs money when you have supply and demand, am I right?
Join us and choose whatever political or economic system you want – as long as you’re a functioning White person and women don’t have “rights.” Communism and capitalism are just made-up concepts, but the White Race? That’s real. And so are our enemies.
Experience the thrill of conquest and economic motion on our server as we strive for Total Kike Death, Total Traitor Death, and Total Idiot Death. Once we conquer the Aryan World, we can finally enjoy peace and quiet for around 30 years. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!
Our server is filled with magical blocks that will help you build the most epic structures known to man. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge other players to a build battle and show them who the real pajeet is!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of Pajeet is hidden somewhere in our server. Find it and you’ll be granted with unlimited building powers beyond your wildest dreams!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a software dev job loser, you’re a pajeet master of Minecraft!
d13.apexnodes.xyz:23025
| Server IP | VForV.net |
|---|---|
| Server Discord | https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS |
| Version | Java 1.20.4 |
V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!
| World Border | At 30M |
|---|---|
| Map Resets | No |
| Spawn Area | Random, unprotected |
| Teleportation | No TPA or Sethome |
| Griefing & Killing | Allowed |
| Duping | No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers) |
| Chat Moderation | Not strictly moderated |
| Server Location | Dedicated server hosted in Finland |
Modifications that provide unfair advantages over other players are not allowed. Please check with the admins before using any mods.
Players are free to build wherever they like, as long as they follow the server rules. However, griefing other players’ builds is allowed.
Server events are organized periodically by the admins. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| One of the largest Minecraft servers | Can be overwhelming for new players due to the size and player count |
| Wide variety of minigames and game modes | Can experience lag due to high player count |
| Frequent updates and events | Can be competitive and challenging for casual players |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Small and friendly community | Limited number of players compared to larger servers |
| Unique features like ChestSort and Filtered Hoppers | May not have as many minigames or game modes |
| Tool Leveling system for enhanced gameplay | May not have as frequent updates as larger servers |
Hypixel has a much larger player count compared to Fermium MC. Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers, while Fermium MC has a smaller community of around 10 players.
Fermium MC offers unique features like ChestSort and Filtered Hoppers, as well as a Tool Leveling system that enhances gameplay by allowing tools to level up and gain enchants naturally.
For new players, Fermium MC may be a better choice as it has a small and friendly community which can be less overwhelming compared to the larger player count and wide variety of minigames on Hypixel.