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CanalCapers Minecraft Server

canal, criticism, Dispute, united states, Statement

so like, u know how trump be all like “i’m gonna reclaim the panama canal”? well guess what, the panama president be like “nah bro, that’s a lie!” and then they started a whole minecraft server to settle the score. join our server and help us defend the panama canal from trump’s crazy claims. we got epic battles, secret tunnels, and even a llama army. come join the fun and show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft! #llamalove #panamacanaldefenders

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HondurasCraft: Shake and Build

HondurasCraft, BUILD, Richter scale, geological events, SHAKE

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit it caused a 7.6 earthquake off the honduras coast? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity.

we got creepers that can do the moonwalk, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that can sing opera. not to mention our pigs can fly and our cows can do the macarena.

join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of a server that literally shakes things up (literally).

come join us and experience the earthquake-inducing fun for yourself. just make sure to hold on to your pickaxe cuz things are gonna get wild.

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CanalCraft: No Free Rides

canal fees, central america, Trade Route, Transportation, diplomatic relations

lol imagine a world where panama is like nah bro we ain’t lettin’ u pass for free, u gotta pay up like everyone else. but on this epic minecraft server, u can sail through the canal for FREEEEEE. that’s right, no need to worry about pesky tolls or fees, just sail on through like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure along the canal for u to find. so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u can strike it rich while sailin’ through panama’s canal. u won’t regret it, matey!

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CanalCraft: No Free Rides!

Vessels, fees, Diplomacy, State Department, international relations

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the State Department be claimin’ dat US gov vessels can sail thru da canal for free, but Panama be like nah fam, u gotta pay up! so come join our server where u can sail thru da canal for free, no questions asked! we got dolphins dat will guide u, and mermaids dat will sing u lullabies as u sail. plus, our admin is a pirate who lost his leg to a shark but still be kickin’ butt in the game. so come on down and join the fun, matey!

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CanalCraft: NoFeeNavy

foreign affairs, panama, Transportation, policy, Vessels

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u can sail through the panama canal for FREEEE. like, no fees bro, just sail on through like a boss. imagine all the diamonds u can transport without spending a single dime. it’s like a pirate’s dream come true, except u ain’t gotta steal nuthin’. just sail on through and be the richest player on the server. join now before the government changes their mind and starts chargin’ again. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic opportunity, trust me. sail away, my friends, sail away.

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ElSalvadorCraft: Deportee Edition

foreign policy, Government, international affairs, central america, Edition

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, totally off the hook, man. like, you gotta join because we have this crazy story where el salvador is making this “extraordinary” offer to the US about deportees, even american citizens. like, what even is that, right? it’s like a whole new level of wildness. so if you wanna be part of something totally insane and out of this world, join our server now! who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, am i right? let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound

Nationality, international relations, housing offer, deportation, immigration

come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.

imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!

so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!

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DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound

AMERICANS, Government, rubio, US, el salvador

lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!

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CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Infrastructure, economic development, belt, president, panama

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

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CraftyWarriors

panama, Diplomacy, international relations, rubio, Crisis

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

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