I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

bloke, British, british slang, centimeters, Choice, DATING, Expectations, Financial Stability, funny, height, humor, income, ladies, mad, Mate, Minecraft, quid, relationships, Requirements, Server, Standards, tall men, willy size, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Potions Brewed:	112
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2310
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

PixelPounders: Height & Weight Edition

Body, body composition, centimeters, check up, Dimensions, Edition, FITNESS, health, height, Inches, Mass, Measurement, Physical, PixelPounders, POUNDS, Routine, scale, self-care, self-monitoring, SIZE, Volume, weight

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
New Chunks Explored:	910753	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7455
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we measure everything except our volume cuz who needs that anyway amirite? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty and our creepers are so friendly they give you hugs instead of blowing you up. join us and experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever find. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and cake. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

MarriedButCrafty

Abuse, aita, Backlash, Bisexual, comfort, coming out, Conflict, deadnaming, Gay, husband, low contact, MARRIED, MarriedButCrafty, mental health, misgendering, parents, small ceremony, trans man, TRANSITION, under wraps, wedding day

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and deadnaming? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a world where you can be your true self without any judgment or misgendering.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of your pronouns. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will support you no matter what. Plus, we have a special area where you can host your own secret wedding ceremony without any interference from disapproving parents.

So come join us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world full of acceptance and love? Let’s build a community where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their parents say!

WTOcraft: China Strikes Back!

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic impact, Economy, free trade, global market, import/export, international trade, Négotiation, protectionism, RETALIATION, strikes, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, US, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so like, u know how china and US are like, fighting over tariffs and stuff? well, this server is like, the perfect escape from all that drama, bro. come join us and build ur own virtual world where u can be the ruler of ur own economy. u can trade with other players, make alliances, or start a virtual war if u feel like it. plus, our admins are like, super chill and will always have ur back. so come on, join us and let’s show those real world politicians how it’s done in minecraft land.

Blocky Bias Speedway

BIAS, biases, blocky, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Decision making, Human Behavior, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, Speedway

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	290	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, dis server be like da craziest rollercoaster ride of yo lyfe! We got speed like Sonic on crack and risk perception dat will blow yo mind!

Imagine dis, you walk into a forest and suddenly, BOOM! A giant creeper pops outta nowhere and you gotta think fast or you gonna get blown to bits! And don’t even get me started on da dragons dat be lurking around every corner, ready to snatch yo booty!

But don’t worry, we gotcha covered with our special potion dat enhances yo perception skills to da max! You gonna be dodging arrows like a ninja and outsmarting dem mobs like a boss!

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only thing crazier dan da mobs is da players themselves! Trust me, you ain’t never gonna wanna leave once you step foot in dis insane world of Minecraft madness!

Cherry Block

Adventure, balance, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cherry, collaboration, Community, Essence, eXtraordinary, golden rule, Griefing, HACKING, Journey, Life, multiplayer, philosophy, Premium, Quality, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Cherry Block: Your Gateway to Enhanced Minecraft Adventure

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Guided by a simple philosophy:

🌟 Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
🚫 No room for griefing or stealing.
⚔️ Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Unveiling the server’s key details:

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Hours	Almost 24/7 operational

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What makes Cherry Block stand out?	Cherry Block offers a vibrant and welcoming community, premium quality of life modifications, and a strong stance against griefing, stealing, hacking, and cheating.
How long has Cherry Block been operational?	Cherry Block has been thriving since 2019, offering an enhanced Minecraft experience for players.
What are the server hours?	Cherry Block is almost 24/7 operational, ensuring non-stop excitement for players.

Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

Lost in the Void 1.21.3

1.21.3, Ahead, confusion, confusion in reading, Lost, ongoing, part 3, part 4, plot twist, reading, STUMBLED, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected development, unexpected discovery, unexpected plot, unexpected progression, unexpected revelation, unexpected storyline, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, Void

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8709
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, bro, forget about all that confusion and come join our epic Minecraft server! We’re like the part 4 of Minecraft servers – way ahead of the rest!

We got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with excitement!

Join us and you’ll be like, “Whoa, I didn’t even know this shit was going on in Minecraft!”

Don’t be left in the past, join our server and experience the ultimate mind-blowing adventure!

CreeperLove Minecraft SMP

attraction Rhythm, connection Seduction, CreeperLove, desire Lyrics, ecstasy Seductive songs, emotional connections Romantic playlist, fantasy Lust, fulfillment Temptation, intimacy Passion, intimate lyrics Sexual desires, intimate moments Sensual experiences, Minecraft, passionate melodies Love songs, pleasure Melody, relationshipslove, romance Sensuality, romantic encounters Erotic tunes, romantic tunes Sensual music, satisfaction Harmony, satisfying rhythms, sex life Music, smp, Song name, steamy tracks Seductive vibes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8680	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Towns Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Lol omg join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got diamond armor for everyone and unlimited cake! Like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our base but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Bob. And like, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday where we dance with the Endermen. It’s lit, fam. So join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrr! Also, what song name pretty much sums up you sex life? Mine is “Baby Shark” cuz it’s always swimming around in my head, lololol. #MinecraftSMP #EpicAdventure #BobTheCreeperPet

TipsyCraft

alcohol, AUTHORITY, Behavior, consequences, control, Decision making, DOMINANCE, Drunk, Ego, Impaired, influence, inhibition, intoxication, Limit, Manipulation, power, self-control, Small, social dynamics, TipsyCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	112
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join us on our server where the smallest amount of power can turn even the meekest player into a wild party animal!

We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!

CanMexCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, CanMexCraft, donald trump, economic policy, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, international trade, mexico, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, political tensions, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade relations, trade war, united states

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Towns Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Emeralds Found:	5435

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a trade war but u dont wanna actually, like, leave ur house? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can pretend to be a part of a trade war between canada and mexico, all while building ur own empire in minecraft!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.

plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!

so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)

CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs

Canada, CraftyTrudeau25Tariffs, cross-border relations, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, Retaliates, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade war, trudeau, trump, Usa

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4992	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.

like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.

plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.

so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Endless Eden

Active, behind, Claims, Community, Discord, dragon fight, Eden, Endless, hour, Join, Minecraft, newly released, Player Base, Player Shops, Playing, released, Semi Vanilla, Server, Seth, smp, teamates, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	718
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Active Players	10-15
Dragon Fight	Upcoming in about an hour
Server Age	Newly released

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server IP and connection information on our Discord server.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, you will need to be whitelisted to join. Please contact an admin or moderator for access.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, please refer to the server rules channel on Discord for a list of guidelines and expectations.
Can I join the dragon fight even if I’m new?	Yes, all players are welcome to participate in server events regardless of experience level.

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