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I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server! -
Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server
Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
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PixelPounders: Height & Weight Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we measure everything except our volume cuz who needs that anyway amirite? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty and our creepers are so friendly they give you hugs instead of blowing you up. join us and experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever find. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and cake. don’t miss out on the fun, join now! -
MealPrepBro’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of selfish siblings stealing your hard-earned food on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Join us and never worry about your brother packing away your virtual meals for his fitness routine ever again!But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find epic quests where you can cook daily for your virtual family of 5, just like in real life! Show off your culinary skills and make sure everyone is well-fed, just like our OP (24m) and his sister (15f)!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a special feature where you can challenge your brother (20m) to a cooking showdown! Show him who the real master chef is and teach him a lesson in appreciation for all the hard work you put into feeding the family!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious cooking adventures in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on all the fun and drama that comes with cooking for a virtual family!
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GF StrugglesCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about your girlfriend’s gif expectations.On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about keeping up with constant messaging. No need to explain your iPhone screen time or undiagnosed ADD – just focus on crafting your dream world in peace.
And hey, if you’re feeling overwhelmed by reels on IG, don’t worry – on our server, the only reels you’ll be dealing with are the ones you use to catch fish for your virtual aquarium. So come join us for a break from the relationship drama and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds.
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ParentalPunishCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level of craziness!Join us if you want to experience punishments like being forced to build a house out of nothing but dirt blocks or having to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day in-game. But hey, at least it’ll give you a good laugh, right?
Our server is also home to the legendary “Parental Punishment Palace,” where players who misbehave are sent to face the weirdest and wackiest punishments inspired by real-life parental discipline. So if you’ve ever wanted to see what it’s like to be grounded in Minecraft, this is the place for you!
So come on, join us and see if you can survive the insanity of our server. Who knows, you might just end up with a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got punished for building a house out of TNT blocks!
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HondurasCraft: Trumped by China
So, like, you know how Honduras is all like “oh no, Trump is gonna deport all our people and stuff”? Well, guess what? If you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense! We have a secret portal that leads straight to China, so if Trump comes knocking, you can just peace out and start a new life in the land of pandas and dumplings. Plus, our server has a pet llama named Larry who can spit on griefers and trolls. So come join us and escape to a world where Trump’s deportation plan is just a distant memory! -
BlockyClimate EduCraft
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we build resilience like a boss and drive action like a speedin’ minecart! we got over 6,000 papers on climate education, so you know we serious about savin’ the planet and stuff. plus, we got youth and community-led approaches that are so lit, they’re like diamonds in a sea of dirt blocks. join us and shape policy like a creeper shapes a hole in your house! let’s do this, gamers! -
SSTW SMP semi-anarchy vanilla
Minecraft Semi-Anarchy SMP Server Overview
Key Features Description Minimal rules Griefing, killing, and stealing are allowed. Vanilla gameplay No mods, just pure Minecraft experience. Still new Fresh world with plenty of exploration opportunities. Survival-focused Build, survive, or destroy as you wish. FAQ
Q: Is griefing allowed on this server?
A: Yes, griefing is allowed on our semi-anarchy SMP server.
Q: Can I engage in PvP battles with other players?
A: Absolutely! PvP is encouraged on our server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on alliances or betrayals?
A: There are no restrictions on forming alliances, betraying friends, or going solo. Anything goes!
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join by clicking on the following link to our Discord server: Join Discord
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Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.5
Yo, bro, do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Like, seriously, this place is lit AF.We got dragons flying around like it’s nobody’s business, and the villagers are straight up party animals.
Oh, and did I mention the diamonds? Bruh, we got so many diamonds you’ll be blinging harder than a rapper at the Grammys.
Plus, the admins are like wizards or something, always coming up with crazy events and challenges to keep you on your toes.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this block party started!