| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 441 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 103 |
| Votes: | 1727 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4190 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5637 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4285 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4871 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9331 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3861 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7479 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5748 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8248 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6078 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1181 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6089 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 509 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6263 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Enchantments Applied: | 135 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
