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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4106 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!