so like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the crazy propaganda out there, man. like, we don’t just ban Russian propaganda, we ban ALL propaganda. you can come here and just chill, build your own little world without all that fake news messin’ with your head. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was actually built by aliens who just wanted to play Minecraft with us humans. like, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft crew, man. it’s gonna be outta this world, literally.
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CraftyKremlinBan
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BlockyCultureShock
Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!
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MetaCraft: No Russian State Media
u wanna join dis server cuz we got rid of all dem pesky RT and other Russian state media networks. no more propaganda, just pure minecraft fun! come join us and build ur own empire without any fake news tryna brainwash u. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we got a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and rare loot. u gotta join to find it tho, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction
come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause
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BlockCraft: No Russian Interference
so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!
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MetaCraft: No Russian News
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.
plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.
so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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RussianBlock Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Russian soldiers, like, invaded the server and started griefing everyone’s builds. it was, like, chaos, bro. but don’t worry, we took care of those pesky soldiers and now the server is, like, totally safe. join us and be a hero, dude. plus, we have, like, the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. you don’t wanna miss out, trust me. come join the fun, yo!
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CraftyMuskFascists
so, like, u kno how musk is all like “yo, australian government, u r fascists for tryna make me pay for misinformation on my site”? well, this server is like the opposite of that. we ENCOURAGE misinformation cuz who needs facts when u can have FUN, amirite? come join us for a wild ride of fake news and crazy conspiracies. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the alien technology we stole from Area 51. join now before the lizard people shut us down! #freedomofmisinformation #elonrules #lizardpeople2021
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MapleCraft: No Russian Propaganda
so, like, u know how there’s this canadian organization that was like, airing this russian propaganda film and everyone was like, wtf mate? well, they finally stopped cuz of all the outrage and stuff. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we don’t support no propaganda films, just good ol’ blocky fun. plus, we have this epic story about a creeper who learned to love instead of explode. it’s wild, man. so come join us and leave all that real world nonsense behind. blocky adventures await!
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BlockVPN: Nyet Allowed!
yo, so this server is like the russian government on steroids, but in a good way, ya know? we spend over half a billion dollars to block VPN services, cuz we want to make sure no sneaky players can cheat or hack their way onto our server. we take security seriously, yo. plus, we got some crazy stories about russian spies infiltrating other servers and stealing all their diamonds. join us if you want a wild ride and some serious protection against VPNs, bro.