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Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

abortion, biological children, Chad, Chad Criteria, Chads, Cheating, child support, Crafty, death, feats, financial support, impregnation, male prostitution, Minecraft, Modeling, murder, physical fight, Polygynous Relationship, rape, Regain Status, Server, sex work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Animals Bred:	179
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPJewInAGentileBody

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ores Mined:	8858
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

confirmation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, KurskRedeployed, Military, military maneuvers, News, Politics, redeployed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, update, White House

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

academic study, ATOMIC, atomic charges, atomic structure, bond energy, BondCraft, bonding analysis, Chargez, chemical bonding, chemistry, Covalent, covalent contributions, energy distribution, Fun, Fundamental, important, ionic contributions, Materials, materials science, partitioning, Properties, researchers, scientific research, theoretical chemistry, theoretical description

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, BlockyLove, Blondes, chitoge, comedy, cute, Fake relationship, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, key necklace, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, Minecraft, nisekoi, Onodera, Raku, romance, Server, shonen jump, slice of life, Tsundere

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	2156
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	8039	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	597
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, animated, Anime, attractive, cute, ecchi, Fan Service, FANTASY, FapCraft, Fapping, fictional characters, Girls, Irresistible, japanese animation, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, Otaku, Provocative, seductive, Server, Sexy, waifu

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	2433	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3439
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft

boss battle victory, boss defeated, enjoying gameplay, first boss defeated, first boss victory, first try victory, fun game, game boss battle, game enjoyment, Game Progress, Game update, gameplay update, gaming enjoyment, gaming progress, gaming update, LA MULANA, LlamaLunaCraft, Minecraft, progress update, smp, video game progress, video game victory

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6205
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin!