Cenk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeddingWoesNoDough

anger, burden, college fund, DEBT, family, finances, financial responsibility, Golden Child, guilt tripped, loans, middle class, overreacting, Promises, Resentment, scholarships, Selfishness, sibling, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingWoesNoDough

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	7811	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Emeralds Found:	9075	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can truly be appreciated? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise not to steal your college fund for a lavish wedding!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your parents using your hard-earned money for someone else’s special day. No more student loans, no more part-time jobs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be free from financial burdens, but you’ll also get to witness outrageous family drama unfold right before your eyes. Watch as parents beg for money, siblings fight over who should contribute, and relatives guilt-trip you into bailing them out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Who needs a college fund when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

Accept, against, apply, banner, Bro, Cheaters, description, image, IRL, Join, Lazy, Link, Minecraft, Server, SkibidiMine, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8262	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	52
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Items Found:	2482
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Star Shards Collected:	247	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	90	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Buildings Constructed:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!