Join our server and you’ll find that our enchanted golden apples are so powerful, they can turn a creeper into a friendly pet that follows you around and explodes glitter instead of TNT.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes are infused with magical powers that allow you to mine an entire chunk in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining trips, now you can gather resources in record time and spend more time building epic structures.
So come join us on our server and experience the most insane deals that will make you question why you ever wasted your diamonds on anything else. Trust us, it’s worth every shiny emerald you spend!
1. ELON MUSK HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER. that’s right, the dude who’s tryna go to space and stuff, he’s just chillin’ in our minecraft world, buildin’ rockets outta blocks and stuff. it’s wild, man.
2. our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent llamas. they wear sunglasses and have laser eyes. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llamas, let me tell ya.
3. we have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly. the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are outta this world. you gotta be quick to find it, though, ’cause it disappears as fast as it appears.
4. our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells dad jokes. he’s always tryna make everyone laugh, even though he’s all spooky and stuff. it’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.
so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?
so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!
**Welcome to CraftMiner!**
**IP Address:** play.craftminer.pro **Version:** Based on 1.21 (All versions supported) **Cross-Play Available:** Play with friends across platforms!
**Available Servers:** – **Survival**: Build, explore, and survive in a vast open world. – **BoxPvP**: Test your skills in fast-paced PvP combat. – **Skyblock**: Start from nothing and build your own island empire.
Join now and experience endless fun with CraftMiner!
play.craftminer.pro
| Server Features |
|---|
| Modern version of TPPI modpack |
| Tons of mods and content |
| Focus on exploration, looting, and building |
| Relatively small community server |
| Dedicated server hardware with limited player slots |
To join the server, please join the Discord server and fill out the whitelist application: https://discord.gg/nbsYB82cTy
Approximately 3-5 players will be online at the same time, with a total of around 10-20 whitelisted players on the server.
| CPU | Ryzen 7 5800x |
|---|---|
| RAM | 32gb DDR4 3200 |
| M.2 | Samsung 500gb (Gen2) |
| Cooler | Peerless Assassin Dual 120mm |
| Internet | Gigabit Fiber |
The next upgrade planned is a Gen3 M.2 which should provide a performance boost. The server currently relies heavily on single core speed, so future upgrades may focus on improving this aspect.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust a move to funky beats, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cake (yes, unlimited cake!), and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and mayhem on our Minecraft server today!
