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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8425 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 343 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.