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CellRevoltMC

biology, Body, CellRevoltMC, cells, cellular intelligence, cellular revolt, Consciousness, ethical dilemma, existential crisis, health, Human Behavior, internal conflict, introspection, metaphysical pondering, mind-body connection, philosophical inquiry., revolution, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Supreme one

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6741
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the cells in your body are actually tiny minecraft characters who rebel against the supreme ruler of your body! they’re tired of being overworked and underappreciated, so they’ve created their own mini minecraft world inside you.

explore the vast landscapes of your body, from the towering mountains of your muscles to the flowing rivers of your bloodstream. team up with your fellow cells to fight against the oppressive regime of the supreme ruler and claim your freedom!

build your own tiny minecraft structures inside your body, from cozy little cottages to massive fortresses. gather resources from the environment around you, like oxygen and nutrients, to power your creations.

but beware, the supreme ruler will stop at nothing to crush the rebellion and maintain control over your body. can you and your fellow cells band together to defeat the tyrannical overlord and create a new world order inside you? join our minecraft server and find out!

Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7764	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crops Grown:	1942	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	58726

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	58
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimension Hops:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Farms Harvested:	186
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Royal Courts Attended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	969139	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Votes:	6458	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.