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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4976 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!