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Protein Power Energy Cells
LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE IMMUNE CELLS EATING BACTERIA BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE DON’T STASH NO BACTERIA, WE TURN THEM INTO EPIC LOOT AND BUILD PROTEINS FOR OUR CHARACTERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF SURVIVAL AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS SPECIALIZED COMPARTMENTS WHEN YOU CAN TURN BACTERIA INTO DIAMONDS?!COME JOIN US AND SEE YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER COME ALIVE WITH ENERGY AND EPIC LOOT! #MINECRAFTGOALS #BACTERIATOLOOT #PROTEINPOWER -
Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders! -
Ant Venom Electric Currents
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro. -
Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up
so, like, u know how u get ur batteries from ur mom, right? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, ur entire body runs on mom’s batteries, no joke. but here’s the catch – if u don’t eliminate ur dad’s batteries like u should, u could face some serious health probs. like, ur body could glitch out or something, it’s wild.but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!
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AgeCraft: Unlocking Life’s Secrets
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be, like, immortal and stuff? well dis server is like the fountain of youth but in minecraft form, bro! we got all da secrets to stop u from getting old and wrinkly, so u can stay young and fresh forever! join now and never worry about aging again, cuz we got da key to eternal youth, baby! come on, who wouldn’t wanna be forever young in minecraft?! -
CelebCraft Voice Chad 1.20
Join our Minecraft server and find out if having a deep Chad voice will make all the e-girls swoon for you like they do for celebrities!We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!
Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!
Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?
Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!
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EuroArmy Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.
join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!
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ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs -
Racoon Hideout Minecraft
Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!
Description: A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged! Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.
What Makes Us Special?
Custom Biomes & Structures A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered. Custom Items Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience. Thriving Economy & Player Shops Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town! Cosmetic-Only Store Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here! Mini-Games & Events Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community! Java & Bedrock Crossplay Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun. A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay. Server Information
Server Name: Racoon Hideout Version: Play on any version! Gameplay: Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features Crossplay: Java & Bedrock supported Join Our Community!
Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.
Join us today and become part of something amazing!
Join Our Discord
Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!
See you in the Hideout!