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BrainCraftAge – DefenderMicros
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? u do? well u gotta join this server, cuz let me tell u, it’s like no other. we got microglia protectin ur brain from all them age-associated brain thingies. u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh like a baby’s bottom? then u gotta join this server, cuz we got u covered. plus, our microglia are like tiny warriors, fightin off all them nasty brain pathologies like it’s nobody’s business. so come on, join us and let’s keep ur brain lookin fly and sharp. ain’t no brain fog gonna mess with u on this server, oh no siree. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get protectin that brain of urs! -
DadDrama Minecraft Server
Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
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BoyfriendFactCheckCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
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GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
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EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY! -
CraftyAidShutdown
lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!
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MelonSurvival
Server Name The Pale Garden Server Version 1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP) Game Mode Hard gamemode – survival Features Raiding & PVP friendly, Head drops enabled, World border set to 100k Overview:
The Pale Garden awaits you! Join us in our Minecraft adventure! Explore in our 1.21.4 semi vanilla SMP, and test your skills in the arena! Hard gamemode – survival. Never pay to win. Raiding & PVP friendly. Nothing disabled except Phantoms. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. Owners are active and involved, and neither Owners nor Admins are permitted to raid. Use /sethome instead of beds to save your location. Players have 2 homes by default. Use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from /spawn. We suggest that you build outside of this range to avoid being raided easily. Head drops are enabled. World border is set to 100k.
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Question Answer What is the server IP? melonsurvival.minecraft.best Is there a Discord? discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE What is the Bedrock Port? 19132 -
StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6
Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.
Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.
From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.
So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!
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SisterSass Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!
Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.
And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!