-
VeggieCraft FastFoodWars
join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again! -
Block Brain Busters
lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!
-
AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition
so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung -
FlavoCraft: Anti-Aging Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight oxidative stress with PLANTS! yea, you heard right, we got flavonoids up in here preventing inflammation and disease like it’s no big deal. forget about boring old regular servers, come to ours and level up your health game while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knew minecraft could be so good for your body too? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest player in the game! -
CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy
hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.
so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!
-
WHOaCraft2020
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this crazy world where trump is like, “nah, i’m not leaving WHO anymore, i’m staying!” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s insane!” but that’s just the beginning, bro.on this server, you can build a giant wall around your base and make creepers pay for it. you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where herobrine hangs out and tells you jokes about chickens crossing the road.
plus, there’s a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head. and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything can happen, even trump changing his mind about leaving WHO. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
-
Pookie Town
Pookie Town 1.21 Server Overview
Features Custom items / mobs survival (18+) Community Chill small community FAQ
Question Answer What does Pookie Town server offer? Pookie Town features unique custom bosses and mobs, economy, RPG-style progression and skills, grief protection/land claiming, and a variety of unique items with a 1-5 star system. What is the community like on Pookie Town server? The server is designed to have a heightened level of survival difficulty while fostering a warm, welcoming, and chill community. How can I join the server? You can reach out or drop your discord user to get the server link. You can also click on the discord url provided in the description. -
Ethereal Realms 1.21.1
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers but with a twist! Imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha, that’s what you’ll find here!Forget boring old servers where you just mine and build, here you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil llamas with laser eyes!
And get this, every time you dig a hole, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Who needs diamonds when you have a unicorn army at your disposal?
Plus, the owner of the server is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to all new players. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of hospitality anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising).
-
PupPatrol Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and instead join a community of friendly players who actually take care of their virtual pets!Join us and leave behind the barking dog madness of the real world, where you can explore our vast virtual world filled with endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the annoying noise of a neglected pooch in the background.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the barking dog drama for good! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pets are much better behaved than those real-life troublemakers.