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  • TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

    TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 3849
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

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    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

    Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

    Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5717
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 235 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

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    Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

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  • Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

    Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 4899
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1527 Unicorn Sightings: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepSisDramaGoneWild

    StepSisDramaGoneWild
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 404
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 4993
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

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    join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

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  • SkyBlockAirways

    SkyBlockAirways
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 3473
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1185
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5620

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    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 5310
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87

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    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

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    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7689
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 8094
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 18

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    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 8803
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7629 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8930 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

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