cellmate – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

16 years old, Abuse, activism, Beaten, cellmate, detention, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, Justice, Legal System, political prisoner, political repression, prison conditions, PrisonCraft16, protest, Putins, russia, teenager, youth activism, youth rights

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

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PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

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Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

Adventure, behind bars, big house, blocky, cellmate, Clink, Convict, Convicts, Correctional Facility, Crafty, criminal, detention, incarceration, Inmate, Jailbird, Jailbreak, lockup, Nickname, penitentiary, Prison, prison gangs, prison life, Prisoner, solitary confinement, Yard Time

Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

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TripTrioNoGo

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, college students, feelings, friendship, healthcare major, honeymoon, hurt, Japan, Manipulation, pick me up, Romantic, selfish, travel, trip, TripTrioNoGo, Upset

Are you tired of friends trying to crash your romantic trips? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests! No more awkward conversations about sleeping arrangements or having to explain that this trip is meant for you and your significant other only.

On our server, you can create your own paradise without any interference from friends who just want a free ride. Build a cozy cabin for two, explore hidden caves together, and watch the sunset in peace. Say goodbye to manipulative friends who only care about using you for their own benefit.

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your perfect getaway without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Build, explore, and relax in your own private world where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. See you in the game!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

bang for your buck, best purchase, budget-friendly, cost effective, CraftyCraze, excellent buy, good investment, highly recommended, long-term investment., Minecraft, money well spent, must have, quality product, satisfied customer, Server, smart buy, top purchase, valuable item, value for money, wise spending, worth every penny, worth it, worthwhile purchase

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give out hugs instead of explosions, and pigs fly (literally, they have wings). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the ability to ride a unicorn through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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FoodieCraft: WishfulEats

Altering, altering food, Aspect, CHANGE, enhancing food, everyone, Food, food accessibility, food distribution, food production, food quality, food sustainability, food variety, FoodieCraft, granted, improving food, list, long tail, tags, wish, WishfulEats

Are you tired of boring old food in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a magical food system where every time you eat, you gain a random superpower! Want to shoot fireballs out of your hands after eating a pork chop? Done! Want to turn invisible after munching on a carrot? No problem! Join our server and experience the wildest food adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary Golden Apple that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser beam eyes! Join now and feast your way to victory!

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CraftyRussian Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSED, Conflict, CraftyRussian, Deliberate, european union, Evidence, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, icc, international law, investigation, Justice, Mariupol, military aggression, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, Server, starvation tactics, Submission, Ukraine, War Crimes

come join this epic minecraft server where we accuse russia of ‘deliberate’ starvation tactics in mariupol! build your own base and defend against the evil russians trying to starve you out! join forces with other players to fight back and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot for you to discover! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure yet!

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G7Craft: US-Ukraine Security Deal

bilateral agreement, Deal, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, european allies, foreign policy, G7 Summit, G7Craft, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, joint defense initiative, long-term commitment, military alliance, nato, peace and stability, regional security, SECURITY, security agreement, strategic partnership, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine, US, USUkraine

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because we got this INSANE 10-year security agreement with US and Ukraine at the G7 summit! like, you know you’re gonna be safe from creepers and zombies and stuff, cuz we got that top-notch security, yo. plus, the villagers are throwing a party to celebrate and you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. join now and be part of the most secure and lit server in all of Minecraft history!

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MoonCraft: Icarus’ Revenge

arrogance, BETRAYAL, Caution, cautionary myth, cautionary tale, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, fate, Flight, greek mythology, Hubris, icarus, lesson learned, Mooncraft, Mythology, Revenge, SKY, Stars, Sun, the moon, Tragedy, wax wings

haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the moon is ur bestie? well guess what, on this server, the moon is like ur bffl. it gives u diamonds and builds u a house made of cheese. also, did i mention that the cows can fly? yep, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beefy angels. and the creepers? oh man, they do the cha cha slide before they explode. it’s a real party up in here. so come join us on this wacky server where the only limit is ur imagination and maybe a few brain cells cuz let’s be real, u gotta be a little crazy to join this madness. so what are u waiting for? come on over and let’s make some memories that will make ur therapist question everything.

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PlaqueBusters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

alzheimer’s, amyloid plaques, Brain, clinical trials, Delivery, dementia services, Disease Progression, Existing, Major, Minecraft, monoclonal antibodies, new therapies, PlaqueBusters, plaques, Progression, recent, REMOVE, research, restructuring, Server, slow down, treatments, uk, Ultimate

so, like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server that actually helps ur brain??? like, u play and ur brain gets stronger??? that’s what this server does, bro. we got crazy new therapies that remove amyloid plaques on ur brain, like, whoa. and, get this, it’s gonna slow down disease progression, like, no more forgetting where u put ur diamonds in the game, ya know? plus, we’re gonna restructure all the dementia services in the UK, so u know it’s gonna be legit. join us and level up ur brain while u mine for diamonds, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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NeoLand – Minecraft server created for you

Clans, Created for You, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, Large Online, Minecraft, NeoLand, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Russian, Server, Survival, Without Launcher

The owner of the server “NeoLand – Created for You” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.92.69:25677

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Huddle SMP: Where the only hustle is trying to find a potato in a village!

admins, Adventures, Community, creativity, data packs, Discord, Europe, Fabric, Factions, Find, Friends, Huddle, hustle, imagination, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Mods, Pacifist, Players, Potato, Pro-war, Server, smp, Summer, Vacations, Village

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Essentials, Ledger, Dynmap, AFK-Display, Anti-Endermen-Grief, Double-Shulker-Shells, Fast-Leaf-Decay, Multiplayer-Sleep, Player-Head-Drops, Mob-Head-Drops, BlazeAndCaves advancement pack
Server Version	Fabric 1.20.4
Host Location	Europe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join the Discord server at the following link: https://discord.gg/esPXxrmz. After joining the Discord server, go through a short application process (<5 minutes) and verify the rules.

Can I create my own faction on the server?

Yes, you have the opportunity to create your own factions on the server or join existing ones.

What are the server rules?

The server rules will be provided to you during the application process on the Discord server. Make sure to read and adhere to the rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, players have the option to be either pacifist or pro-war, allowing for a variety of gameplay styles including PvP.

ChubbyTitcow Minecraft Server

Alluring, Big breasts, carnal pleasure, CHUBBY, ChubbyTitcow, curvy, FANTASY, Forbidden, indulgence, Indulgent, lustful, lustful encounter, Minecraft, Naughty, once in a lifetime, one time, plus size, secret desire, seductive, Server, sexual desire, taboo, Titcow, voluptuous

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you dream of frolicking through pixelated fields with a chubby titcow by your side? Look no further, because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies and finally get that titcow lovin’ you’ve been craving. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, some steamy titcow action. Who knows, you might just find true love in the form of a chunky bovine beauty. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the titcow romance begin!

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