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CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ores Mined:	6534	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, VtuberCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	121	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2420	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with Vtubers from all over Japan! From the crazy antics of Hololive to the mysterious world of Neo-porte, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the evil 2434 corporation, or relax at the VPI Cafe with your favorite Vtuber idols. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Sinsogumi group, they’re always up to no good!

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the world of Japanese Vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Kizuna Ai herself!

/pol/NoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP

(Audio), banned, Censorship, controversial, digital content, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, Frustration, internet, Online Community, POL, Politics, polNoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP, regulations, restrictions, rules, Sound, Technology, Video, webms

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3808	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t allow webms with sound because we believe in keeping the server environment as wild and unpredictable as possible. Imagine mining for diamonds while suddenly hearing the sound of a screaming goat in the distance – that’s the kind of madness you can expect here.

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the insanity and have a laugh riot with fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world – so buckle up and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft

bittersweet, Despair, Devastating, emotional, Emotional rollercoaster, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, saddest episode, SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft, sorrowful, tearful, tearjerker, tragic, tv show, unforgettable moments

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a herd of llamas trained in martial arts. The saddest episode of our SMP involved a player accidentally turning their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

FandomCraft: The Ultimate Degeneracy

#degeneracy, concerning, controversial, Dark, Degenerate, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, disturbing trends, Excessive, EXTREME, extreme behavior, fanatical, fanbase, Fandom, FandomCraft, inappropriate, intense fan culture, Obsessive, over the top, Problematic, TOXIC, Ultimate, Unhealthy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Farms Harvested:	283
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the degenerate fandoms out there! We’ve got a community of players who are obsessed with everything from My Little Pony to anime body pillows. Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable fan art and cringeworthy roleplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire Shrek movie in pixel art? Go for it! How about building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not participate in our weekly “Cosplay as Your Favorite Minecraft Mob” event? Dress up as a creeper, zombie, or even an enderman and show off your best Minecraft fashion sense to the whole server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most degenerate fandom in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).

MonkeyBrosCraft: Rise Up! Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, all bosses, boss fights, challenge, Chinese folklore, completionist, Epic battles, gameplay, Gaming, goty, immersive experience, Masterpiece, Minecraft, monkeybros, MonkeyBrosCraft, mythical creatures, Rise, rise up, satisfaction, Server, triumph, Victory, video game, Wukong

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Animals Bred:	167	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Votes:	3455	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

🤣 Get ready to flex your gaming skills on our Minecraft server, where we have Wukong as our official mascot and all the bosses are just waiting for you to defeat them! Imagine the satisfaction of taking down every single boss in the game and becoming the ultimate Wukong master. But beware, Wukong himself might challenge you to a duel if you’re not careful! Join us now for epic battles and endless fun! #WukongGOTY #BossBattlesForDays 😂🐒🔥

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP: The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

Archer Illyasviel von Einzbern, Archetype Inception, Archetype Inception BB Dubai, Assassin Okita J Sōji, Avenger Xu Fu, bb, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, blocky, C.I.E.L, Costume Dress, Dobrynya Nikitich, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Fuyuki, golden apples, GRAND, karna, Lancer Karna, Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Lambda, Lancer Percival, Main Interlude, Minecraft, Moon Cancer, Moon Cancer Sesshōin Kiara, OC Prologue, Ordeal Call III, Order, pastebin, percival, Rider Bartholomew Roberts, Ruler Artoria Pendragon, Saber Tomoe Gozen, Silver Apples, smp, smpcraft, Summer 2024, tenochtitlan, utility links, Welfare Servant

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted with 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples as a login bonus. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret welfare servant waiting to be revealed – who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so epic, it’s like being in a Main Interlude event in Fate/Grand Order. You’ll feel like a celebrity at our Celebrity Summer Experience – Dubai Strikes Back! And don’t forget about our Ordeal Call III event, where you’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement.

And let’s not forget about our insane PU Summons! Summon 5Ruler Artoria Pendragon or 4Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Λ – the possibilities are endless! Plus, limited editions like 5*Moon Cancer BB Dubai are up for grabs – you won’t want to miss out on these epic summons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll have to tell after playing on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

StepKidsNoHouse4U

bad relationship, blended family, christmas dinner, death tax, demanding, Estate Planning, family, greedy, House, Inheritance, Jealousy, MONEY, parenting, Property, quit claim deed, Remarried, Resentment, Rude, selfish, step kids, StepKidsNoHouse4U

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate through family drama, just like in real life. Build your dream house on a 3000 sqft plot of land, complete with a horse stable, hay barn, and even a garden shed. But beware, because your stepkids might try to steal it all when you’re not looking!

Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting greedy, selfish stepchildren who only care about money. Show them who’s boss by pulling off epic deeds like transferring ownership of your house to your youngest daughter. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a telenovela, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

UnfckMyLife Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, fastest way, goal-setting, growth, life improvement, mental health, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, positive habits, productivity, progress, resilience, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, transformation, UnfckMyLife, unfuck, well-being

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Star Shards Collected:	115	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Animals Bred:	153	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to unfuck your life is by building the most epic base and flexing on all the other players. Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant you entry if you can out-build them in a build battle.

But that’s not all – there are secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie pigmen who are actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with. And if you manage to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle, you will be crowned the Chicken King and have all the power in the world.

So if you’re ready to unfuck your life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.

CraftyCringeLand

changing tastes, CraftyCringeLand, Disappointment, disillusioned experiences, disillusionment, failed experiments, false expectations, misconceived preferences, misguided interests, misguided passions, misguided pursuits, misjudged hobbies, mistaken attractions, mistaken hobbies, mistaken interests, surprising aversions, surprising disappointments, unanticipated turn-offs, unexpected dislikes, unexpected letdowns, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6256	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Votes:	508	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Dragons Tamed:	6

Have you ever thought you were into knitting, but then realized you were actually terrible at it and kept accidentally stabbing yourself with the needles? Well, if you’re looking for a new hobby that won’t result in any injuries (hopefully), then you should join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic, dragons breathe fire, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. We have epic quests that will challenge even the bravest of players, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or rescuing the princess from the evil clutches of a giant slime.

But that’s not all! We also have a built-in karaoke feature where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark” or “Despacito”. And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for pixelated sword fighting or building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. The possibilities are endless!