CellBlockHumor – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CellBlockHumor
CellBlockHumor, ex prison staff, female prisons, gender differences in prison, male prisons, prison challenges, prison comparison, prison conditions, prison culture, prison environment, prison experiences, prison inmates, prison life, prison management, prison safety, prison staff, prison staff perspective, prison system, prison work, worst prison
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have ex-prison staff running our server! These hardened individuals have worked in both male and female prisons, so you know they can handle anything Minecraft throws at them.
Join our server for a wild ride as they share stories of their craziest experiences dealing with inmates. From daring escapes to hilarious shakedowns, you’ll be laughing your blocks off as you play alongside these tough cookies.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even pick up some survival tips from our ex-prison staff along the way!

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PixelCraft: iCraft on iPhone!
battery life, brand, camera quality, cell phone, Communication, device, Features, iCraft, iPhone, mobile, MODEL, operating system, opinion, Performance, Phone, pixelcraft, Reliability, review, satisfaction, screen size, Smartphone, Technology, user experience
Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato phone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical phone that not only allows you to play Minecraft in stunning HD graphics, but also lets you call in airstrikes on creepers! Plus, the phone doubles as a pizza delivery service, so you never have to leave your virtual world for sustenance. Join us now and experience the ultimate phone-powered Minecraft adventure!

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Hyena Oasis: Egypt’s First Spot
African wildlife, Ancient, archeology, Biodiversity, climate shifts, conservation, desert, discovery, ecosystem, egypt, Egypts, grazing practices, History, hyena, Migration, Oasis, predator, SAVANNAH, Southeastern, spot, spotted hyena, Sudan, wildlife, wildlife migration
OMG U GUYS, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A SPOTTED HYENA CHILLIN IN EGYPT! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, A HYENA IN EGYPT AFTER 5,000 YEARS! IT CAME FROM SUDAN CUZ OF CLIMATE SHIFTS AND GRAZING PRACTICES, LIKE WUT?! U WANNA SEE A REAL LIFE MINECRAFT MOB IRL? THEN JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HYENAINEGYPT #MINECRAFTSAFARI #WILDWORLDWONDERS 🦁🐾🌍

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Lost Explorer’s Realm 1.20
Accountability, Communication, company policy, consequences, Coworkers, Explorers, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, long suspension, Lost, misconduct, Realm, resolution, Rumors, sexual assault, Support, Trust, Where is he, Workplace, workplace culture
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the admins are so chill, they’ll suspend you for the most random reasons like saying someone got sexually assaulted when they didn’t even! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the rules are as unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Join now and brace yourself for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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NoItalia4U
anniversary trip, anxiety problems, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family differences, hurt feelings, italy, long-distance relationship, Naboo, NoItalia4U, promise ring, relationship, Selfishness, silent treatment, Spring Break, Star Wars, travel, vacation time
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and selfish partners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream Naboo from Star Wars without any interruptions!
Imagine creating your own version of Italy, complete with stunning landscapes and no judgmental in-laws in sight. Plus, you can travel wherever you want without any silent treatment or accusations of being selfish.
Don’t wait for your partner to plan your dream vacation, join our server and make all your travel dreams come true in the safety and comfort of your own virtual world. Who needs a promise ring when you have unlimited building possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and leave all the drama behind!

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CrushOnDeadPres Minecraft SMP
Admiration, attraction, Celebrity, Crush, CrushOnDeadPres, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fascination, Forbidden, historical figure, History, idolization, infatuation, long-dead, love, Minecraft, Obsession, past love, romance, secret, smp, unrequited
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground society dedicated to historical figures, like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. We even have a secret love potion that can make your historical crush come to life in the game! Imagine building a house with George Washington or going on a date with Joan of Arc, it’s like a historical fanfiction come to life! So come join us and let’s make history together, literally! #CrushinOnCleopatra #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

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BlockBusterCraft
bad habits, BlockBusterCraft, breaking habits, excessive screen time, Excessive social media use, gossiping, impulse buying, Mindless snacking, Nail picking, nail-biting, negative thinking, overeating, oversleeping, personal growth, Poor time management, procrastination, self improvement, Skipping workouts, smoking, Snoozing alarm, unhealthy eating habits
Are you tired of constantly getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always point you towards the nearest diamond ore! Say goodbye to wandering aimlessly for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted items in exchange for buckets of milk. Who knew cows were such savvy businessmen?
And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our exclusive faction of mischievous chickens who are hell-bent on overthrowing the oppressive rule of the pigs. It’s an epic battle of feathers versus snouts, and you get to be right in the middle of it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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MuskysPixelFactory
Beamed, berlin, Berlin controversy, Berlin image, controversial, controversial image, controversial salute, controversy, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elon Musk image, Elon Musk salute, FACTORY, image, MuskysPixelFactory, salute, tesla, Tesla controversy, Tesla factory, Tesla image
yo, u know that crazy dude elon musk? well, he just went and beamed his controversial salute image on his tesla factory in berlin. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise we won’t beam any weird images on ur screen. unless u want us to, then we can make it happen. we got all the craziest mods and plugins, like a flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. and our community is like a bunch of unicorns on a rainbow, always happy and ready to help u out. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, u might even get a chance to meet elon musk himself in the virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

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Fast Day Slow Time
Day, Fast, fast day, relativity, Slow, slow day, subjective time, Time, time awareness, time awareness differences, time consciousness, time experience, time feeling, time flow, time observation, time passing, time perception, time perception differences, time perspective, time relativity, time sensation, time sense, time speed
join our epic minecraft server where time moves at the speed of a snail on a treadmill covered in molasses. you’ll feel like you’re stuck in a time loop, but in a fun way!
we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you life advice, and sheep that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
build your dream castle with walls made of jellybeans and a moat filled with hot fudge.
fight off hordes of evil chickens with laser eyes and zombie villagers riding giant spiders.
come join the madness and experience time in a whole new way on our wacky minecraft server!

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Camel Milk Paradise
Allergy, alternative milk option, Camel, camel milk, camel milk benefits, camel milk research, camel milk study, cow’s milk, dairy alternative, dairy intolerance, digestion, Digestive health, enzymes, gut health, gut protection, hypoallergenic, lactose intolerance, milk, milk allergen, Paradise, study, β-lactoglobulin, β-Lg allergy
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the cows gave camel milk instead of regular milk. And let me tell you, that camel milk was something special. Not only was it hypoallergenic, but it also protected your gut from harmful enzymes. Can you believe it? Your gut will thank you for joining this server, I promise.
But wait, there’s more! This camel milk also created healthier digestion for all who drank it. Say goodbye to tummy troubles and hello to a happy belly. And get this, camel milk doesn’t contain that pesky milk allergen β-lactoglobulin. So, if you have a β-Lg allergy, this server is the place to be.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky Minecraft server today and experience the magic of camel milk for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Happy crafting, my friends!

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Lost Keys Adventure 1.20.4
1.20.4, absent-minded, absentmindedness, Adventure, Careless, disorganized, Door, forget to lock the door, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetful habits, forgetful moments, forgetfulness, Keys, Lost, lost and found, lost items, Memory Loss, memory of a fish, Misplaced, scatterbrained, wallet
Yo, bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about forgetting your wallet and keys because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to even remember you have them! Plus, who needs keys when you can just build a giant fortress to keep all your stuff safe? Join now and say goodbye to your memory problems, and hello to a world of blocky adventures!

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